| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #462 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #3361 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5938 | badass belt | 3 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #576 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #618 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #656 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #738 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #285 | furniture dolly | 7 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #463 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #385 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #302 | panty raider camouflage | 3 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #787 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #438 | sewer nuggets | 12 |
| #153 | shiny hood ornament | 8 |
| #3300 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #307 | tequila grenade | 12 |
| #515 | tube of dread wax | 2 |