| #546 | BURT | 9 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #817 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 5 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #701 | Instant Karma | 5 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #681 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #227 | duct tape wallet | 2 |
| #985 | empty agua de vida bottle | 22 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #903 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #38 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 10 |
| #353 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 3 |
| #768 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #115 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 11 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #34 | figurine of an armored seal | 11 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #832 | hobo nickel | 102 |
| #599 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #83 | seal-blubber candle | 64 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #304 | worthless knick-knack | 24 |