| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #136 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1201 | canteen of wine | 10 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1268 | elven limbos gingerbread | 5 |
| #1274 | elven moonshine | 3 |
| #970 | elven socks | 3 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #696 | glass of goat's milk | 4 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #124 | goat beard | 79 |
| #188 | goat cheese | 160 |
| #512 | goat cheese pizza | 9 |
| #123 | goat cheese taco | 2 |
| #217 | goatskin umbrella | 7 |
| #103 | green balloon | 101 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #1197 | knuckle sandwich | 6 |
| #730 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #882 | pack of pogs | 2 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #327 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 6 |
| #347 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 8 |
| #292 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 10 |
| #311 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 7 |
| #301 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 9 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5330 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #471 | stuffed ninja snowman | 10 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #340 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 46 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1407 | tiny plastic angry goat | 13 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |