| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #2364 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #527 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #925 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #134 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #7459 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1199 | canteen of wine | 10 |
| #2496 | club necklace | 2 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1269 | elven limbos gingerbread | 5 |
| #1273 | elven moonshine | 3 |
| #971 | elven socks | 3 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #746 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #697 | glass of goat's milk | 4 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #126 | goat beard | 79 |
| #190 | goat cheese | 160 |
| #512 | goat cheese pizza | 9 |
| #126 | goat cheese taco | 2 |
| #218 | goatskin umbrella | 7 |
| #103 | green balloon | 101 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #1198 | knuckle sandwich | 6 |
| #729 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #882 | pack of pogs | 2 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #2421 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #326 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 6 |
| #347 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 8 |
| #292 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 10 |
| #310 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 7 |
| #301 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 9 |
| #3322 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #6297 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #8945 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #6981 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7018 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #5773 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6182 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #7025 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5339 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8981 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #471 | stuffed ninja snowman | 10 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #7050 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6999 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7020 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #339 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 46 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2069 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2784 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2747 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2627 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1415 | tiny plastic angry goat | 13 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6244 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |