ChupaCalvin

RankItemQuantity
#774'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#909Bling of the New Wave1
#399C.H.U.M. knife2
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#215Frosty's old silk hat1
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#839Kissin' Cousins1
#1061Let Me Be!1
#849Maxing, Relaxing1
#2364Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster1
#974Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#527The Cooler Out of Space1
#59The Necbronomicon (used)1
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#147apathetic lizardman doll1
#183babycakes1
#254beer goggles1
#925blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#134bottle of peppermint schnapps2
#7459box of sunshine1
#396can of franks 'n' beans1
#1199canteen of wine10
#2496club necklace2
#3289diamond necklace1
#1269elven limbos gingerbread5
#1273elven moonshine3
#971elven socks3
#871empty blowgun1
#746extra-greasy slider1
#3809gingerbread horror1
#1335gingerbread mutant bugbear4
#697glass of goat's milk4
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#394goat1
#126goat beard79
#190goat cheese160
#512goat cheese pizza9
#126goat cheese taco2
#218goatskin umbrella7
#103green balloon101
#1887irradiated candy cane3
#1198knuckle sandwich6
#729lewd playing card2
#3705nanite-infested candy cane1
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#840oozenog5
#882pack of pogs2
#127ratarang1
#666ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon1
#2421sandwich of the gods1
#326scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker6
#347scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker8
#292scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker10
#310scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker7
#301scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker9
#3322spade necklace1
#6297stuffed Cheshire bitten4
#8945stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#6981stuffed angry cow3
#7018stuffed astral badger3
#5773stuffed baby gravy fairy5
#6182stuffed cocoabo4
#7025stuffed flaming gravy fairy3
#5339stuffed frozen gravy fairy6
#8981stuffed hand turkey1
#7006stuffed mind flayer3
#471stuffed ninja snowman10
#7031stuffed scary death orb3
#7050stuffed sleazy gravy fairy3
#6999stuffed spooky gravy fairy3
#6285stuffed stinky gravy fairy4
#7020stuffed undead elbow macaroni3
#339tiny bottle of absinthe46
#2779tiny plastic Axe Wound2
#3116tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3178tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3945tiny plastic Black Knight1
#2069tiny plastic Bonerdagon2
#3080tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#8195tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#3834tiny plastic G Imp1
#3957tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#2767tiny plastic Hellion2
#3885tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3075tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3874tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3915tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3898tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#3864tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#2784tiny plastic Protagonist2
#3908tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#2747tiny plastic Spunky Princess2
#2948tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#3858tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#2627tiny plastic accordion thief2
#4025tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#1415tiny plastic angry goat13
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#4904tiny plastic barrrnacle3
#3966tiny plastic beanbat1
#3949tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball4
#3926tiny plastic blooper1
#3958tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#6135tiny plastic cocoabo2
#6244tiny plastic coffee pixie2
#2154tiny plastic cubist bull3
#3939tiny plastic demoninja1
#4499tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3879tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1017tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#2763tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus2
#8155tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8193tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8098tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3948tiny plastic grue4
#8132tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8073tiny plastic killer bee1
#2825tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box2
#3842tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3998tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#8102tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#2801tiny plastic scary clown2
#8228tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#2194tiny plastic spooky vampire3
#8163tiny plastic stab bat1
#8142tiny plastic star starfish1
#979tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#2148tiny plastic taco cat3
#1832tiny plastic turtle tamer3
#2754tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni2
#3875tiny plastic warwelf1
#3854tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3850tiny plastic zmobie1
#1454x-ray specs1

Wow, that's 700 items total!

what items are this player missing?