| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #135 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1199 | canteen of wine | 10 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1268 | elven limbos gingerbread | 5 |
| #1273 | elven moonshine | 3 |
| #971 | elven socks | 3 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #746 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1336 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #696 | glass of goat's milk | 4 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #392 | goat | 1 |
| #124 | goat beard | 79 |
| #190 | goat cheese | 160 |
| #512 | goat cheese pizza | 9 |
| #125 | goat cheese taco | 2 |
| #218 | goatskin umbrella | 7 |
| #103 | green balloon | 101 |
| #1885 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #1198 | knuckle sandwich | 6 |
| #731 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #883 | pack of pogs | 2 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #326 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 6 |
| #346 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 8 |
| #292 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 10 |
| #310 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 7 |
| #300 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 9 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #6294 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #6982 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #5772 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #7024 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #471 | stuffed ninja snowman | 10 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #7049 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6999 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6286 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #340 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 46 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2781 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1412 | tiny plastic angry goat | 13 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2752 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |