| #1436 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #645 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 6 |
| #755 | 2-ball | 4 |
| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1079 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #795 | 30669 scroll | 3 |
| #747 | 33398 scroll | 9 |
| #773 | 334 scroll | 2 |
| #1113 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #773 | 5-ball | 4 |
| #899 | 6-ball | 3 |
| #190 | 64067 scroll | 2 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #1115 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1011 | 8-ball | 12 |
| #2097 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1130 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #226 | Cookbook of the Damned | 2 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #294 | Manetwich | 2 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #1138 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #940 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| #615 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #1026 | Spam Witch sammich | 2 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1215 | Trollhouse cookies | 2 |
| #753 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #268 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #945 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2449 | baconstone | 1 |
| #662 | bag of Cheat-Os | 5 |
| #966 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #355 | booty chest charrrm | 15 |
| #279 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #5029 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1504 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #255 | cannonball charrrm | 26 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #821 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #1227 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #952 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #540 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #455 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1361 | disco ball | 5 |
| #927 | disco mask | 14 |
| #789 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #1418 | disturbing fanfic | 8 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #606 | draggin' ball hat | 5 |
| #1978 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #1116 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #805 | f3d0r4 | 2 |
| #1947 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #792 | flaming talons | 2 |
| #323 | frigid mote | 2 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #369 | frozen nunchaku | 7 |
| #709 | furry fur | 49 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #1253 | giant needle | 1 |
| #896 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #218 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #820 | goat beard | 1 |
| #846 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #462 | handful of hand chalk | 48 |
| #1193 | heavy D | 1 |
| #1395 | helmet turtle | 6 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #455 | icy katana hilt | 4 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #605 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1235 | lemon | 1 |
| #848 | mariachi pants | 8 |
| #985 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #1203 | metallic A | 1 |
| #964 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #423 | ninja mop | 3 |
| #262 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #175 | nutty organic salad | 1 |
| #1085 | original G | 2 |
| #617 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #1211 | pail | 4 |
| #740 | palm frond | 1 |
| #824 | pasta spoon | 14 |
| #1170 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1144 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1233 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #904 | pr0n legs | 2 |
| #900 | pretty flower | 32 |
| #1165 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1187 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #1134 | ravioli hat | 5 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #228 | rice bowl | 9 |
| #1121 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #329 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 6 |
| #494 | sabre teeth | 10 |
| #1079 | saucepan | 13 |
| #1036 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #938 | scroll of drastic healing | 12 |
| #933 | seal-clubbing club | 13 |
| #442 | seal-skull helmet | 20 |
| #398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #480 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 6 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #970 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #2841 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #980 | spices | 2 |
| #773 | spider web | 13 |
| #944 | stolen accordion | 17 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #775 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #1701 | tiny house | 1 |
| #1050 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1477 | turtle totem | 4 |
| #609 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #107 | unrolling pin | 1 |
| #846 | wolf mask | 6 |
| #1737 | yeti fur | 1 |