| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #675 | Mad Train wine | 98 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #62 | mannequin leg | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #811 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 9 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |