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| #1782 | Angry Farmer candy | 4 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #747 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
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| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #1028 | Spam Witch sammich | 2 |
| #1819 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 2 |
| #492 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 2 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #500 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #651 | adder bladder | 3 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #602 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 2 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #523 | ancient protein powder | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #349 | anti-anti-antidote | 5 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
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| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
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| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #567 | blackberry | 7 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #612 | booty chest charrrm | 3 |
| #645 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 2 |
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| #274 | bottle of fire | 17 |
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| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
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| #946 | bottle of whiskey | 10 |
| #330 | bottle opener belt buckle | 6 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #1191 | boxed wine | 2 |
| #452 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #105 | brown plastic baby | 7 |
| #680 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #889 | dead guy's watch | 3 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #522 | divine champagne flute | 2 |
| #428 | divine noisemaker | 5 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #207 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #608 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #461 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #530 | gator skin | 3 |
| #1173 | ghuol egg | 2 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #640 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #825 | handful of sand | 2 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #201 | keg shield | 16 |
| #237 | lotion of hotness | 1 |
| #368 | martini | 6 |
| #967 | nanite-infested candy cane | 11 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #535 | papaya taco | 1 |
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| #236 | pear | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
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| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #265 | plum | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #455 | reinforced beaded headband | 3 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #857 | roasted marshmallow | 17 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
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| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #1042 | scroll of drastic healing | 8 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #512 | sewer nuggets | 3 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #592 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 2 |
| #591 | small box | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #656 | snowboarder pants | 2 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #195 | stone baseball cap | 5 |
| #634 | strawberry | 9 |
| #714 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #4827 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #4299 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #491 | twinkly nuggets | 2 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #827 | white lightning | 4 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #1446 | yeti fur | 5 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |