| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #27 | Frosty's arm | 2 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #340 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #88 | Rainbow's Gravity | 2 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #51 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #955 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #287 | bottle of gin | 80 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #189 | bottle of tequila | 196 |
| #530 | bottle of vodka | 22 |
| #315 | bottle of whiskey | 121 |
| #69 | boxed wine | 645 |
| #664 | cherry | 1 |
| #905 | club necklace | 8 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #909 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #1363 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #314 | epic wad | 1 |
| #467 | fancy opera glasses | 8 |
| #538 | garish pinky ring | 7 |
| #858 | giant designer sunglasses | 2 |
| #1995 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #549 | hobo nickel | 376 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #560 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #896 | lime | 1 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #319 | pack of KWE trading card | 10 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #631 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 12 |
| #524 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 14 |
| #608 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 12 |
| #1076 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1269 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #558 | spade necklace | 12 |
| #272 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 139 |
| #1514 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 33 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1544 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 33 |
| #370 | stuffed Meat | 120 |
| #25 | stuffed angry cow | 896 |
| #1165 | stuffed astral badger | 44 |
| #783 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 63 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1698 | stuffed cocoabo | 29 |
| #137 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 62 |
| #1002 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 50 |
| #1134 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 45 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1065 | stuffed hand turkey | 47 |
| #1655 | stuffed key | 15 |
| #150 | stuffed martini | 65 |
| #717 | stuffed mind flayer | 67 |
| #425 | stuffed mink | 108 |
| #389 | stuffed monocle | 116 |
| #1071 | stuffed scary death orb | 47 |
| #700 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 67 |
| #1476 | stuffed snowy owl | 34 |
| #702 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 68 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #844 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 56 |
| #407 | stuffed teddy butler | 113 |
| #410 | stuffed tin of caviar | 109 |
| #976 | stuffed treasure chest | 48 |
| #1029 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 49 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2305 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |