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| #390 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #213 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #126 | BOOterfinger | 1 |
| #81 | BUBBLE GUM | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #112 | Boss Drops | 1 |
| #1737 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #1236 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #254 | Effermint™ tablets | 1 |
| #202 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #12 | Frat Army FGF | 1,025 |
| #338 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #30 | Hippy Army MPE | 499 |
| #645 | Instant Karma | 6 |
| #357 | M-242 | 20 |
| #53 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 20 |
| #286 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #357 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #198 | Piddles | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #325 | Swizzler | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #27 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 5 |
| #52 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #161 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #1952 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #2958 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #619 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #53 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 13 |
| #337 | bag of W&Ws | 1 |
| #40 | banana-frosted king cake | 31 |
| #397 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #178 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 5 |
| #336 | box of Dweebs | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #178 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #246 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #215 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #210 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #45 | cocoa chondrule | 1 |
| #964 | delicious salad | 19 |
| #113 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #198 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #208 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #185 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #197 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #62 | ironic mint | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #182 | mime eraser | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #120 | moose chocolate | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #54 | nasty gum | 1 |
| #212 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #27 | pair of candy glasses | 1 |
| #94 | peppermint twist | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #207 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #1097 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #182 | pink plastic baby | 3 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #401 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #148 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #86 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #74 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #325 | snake | 20 |
| #329 | sparkler | 21 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #206 | sugar cherry | 1 |
| #27 | sugar fairy | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #116 | swamp lolly | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #279 | that gum you like | 1 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #470 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #117 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 13 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #1162 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #961 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| 🥈 | wrought-iron whisk | 2 |
| #4 | wrought-iron widget | 2 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |
| #1379 | yellow candy heart | 1 |