| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #328 | batskin belt | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1796 | old sweatpants | 5 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |