Tenser

RankItemQuantity
#27Ax of L'rose1
#30CRIMBCO scrip9,395
#677CRIMBCO wine11
#887Copper Alpha of Sincerity2
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#1139Dolphin King's crown3
#1536Drowsy Sword6
#1575Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#766bit of clingfilm5
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#624designer handbag4
#1411duct tape10
#1100filthy lucre21
#1279giant discarded bottlecap2
#1921giant discarded plastic fork2
#1147giant discarded torn-up glove2
#398giant glass of brandy1
#1230heart necklace6
#755hobo nickel157
#27hobo stogie1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#914pool cue2
#2313shiny ring3
#106spandex anniversary shorts1

Wow, that's 9,643 items total!

what items are this player missing?