| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #30 | CRIMBCO scrip | 9,395 |
| #677 | CRIMBCO wine | 11 |
| #884 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1141 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #1533 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #617 | designer handbag | 4 |
| #1414 | duct tape | 10 |
| #1099 | filthy lucre | 21 |
| #1276 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1147 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #1228 | heart necklace | 6 |
| #756 | hobo nickel | 157 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #913 | pool cue | 2 |
| #2313 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |