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| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #438 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 5 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1006 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #2707 | brick | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1129 | candied yams | 7 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #255 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #600 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #161 | tofurkey nugget | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #135 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 2 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2114 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |