| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #107 | "caramel" orange | 20 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #71 | Affirmation Cookie | 1 |
| #84 | Afternoon Delight | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #53 | AutumnFest ale | 1 |
| #189 | BACON | 1 |
| #80 | Batfellow comic | 1 |
| #388 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1482 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #102 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 3 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #29 | Giant black monolith | 1 |
| #4 | Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) | 2 |
| #28 | How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying | 1 |
| #135 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #29 | Meat Butler | 1 |
| #29 | Mysterious Black Box | 127 |
| #31 | Mysterious Blue Box | 130 |
| #33 | Mysterious Green Box | 131 |
| #31 | Mysterious Red Box | 124 |
| #168 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 7 |
| #887 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #69 | Shot of Kardashian Gin | 1 |
| #384 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 11 |
| #141 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 38 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #802 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 3 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #41 | autumn breeze | 1 |
| #36 | autumn dollar | 1 |
| #38 | autumn leaf | 1 |
| #43 | autumn years wisdom | 1 |
| #52 | autumn-spice donut | 1 |
| #34 | battery (AAA) | 1 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #317 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #193 | blue grass | 2 |
| #183 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #52 | boxed autumn-aton | 1 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #83 | browser cookie | 1 |
| #54 | carnivorous potted plant | 2 |
| #109 | cloning kit | 11 |
| #248 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #36 | counterfeit city | 1 |
| #8 | dark porquoise ring | 5 |
| #63 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 3 |
| #30 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 14 |
| #1168 | dollhive | 3 |
| #110 | donated booze | 168 |
| #111 | donated candy | 146 |
| #127 | donated food | 148 |
| #100 | eel battery | 1 |
| #67 | electronics kit | 1 |
| #116 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #5 | flat cider | 32 |
| #60 | gas can | 1 |
| #129 | ghost key | 1 |
| #138 | golden fleece | 1 |
| #54 | grouper fangirl | 1 |
| #9 | grubby wool | 173 |
| #75 | hacked gibson | 1 |
| #149 | haunted battery | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #605 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #165 | lab-grown meat | 2 |
| #27 | lodestone | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| 🥈 | mini kiwi tipi | 47 |
| #28 | molehill mountain | 1 |
| #217 | non-aged vinegar | 2 |
| #1186 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #88 | perfect cosmopolitan | 1 |
| #90 | perfect dark and stormy | 1 |
| #101 | perfect ice cube | 1 |
| #85 | perfect mimosa | 1 |
| #75 | perfect negroni | 1 |
| #82 | perfect old-fashioned | 1 |
| #83 | perfect paloma | 1 |
| #90 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #96 | pulled yellow taffy | 1 |
| #16 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 30 |
| #13 | rainbow crossbow | 7 |
| #121 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #124 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #137 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #119 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #107 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #116 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
| #16 | rotten tomato | 40 |
| #24 | scotch on the rocks | 30 |
| #1294 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #72 | shoe ad T-shirt | 1 |
| #121 | smoked potsherd | 9 |
| #1334 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #797 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #238 | sparking robo-battery | 1 |
| #22 | strange stalagmite | 1 |
| #53 | synthetic rock | 2 |
| #182 | tiny barrel | 1 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #297 | unearthed potsherd | 9 |
| #10 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 31 |
| #63 | universal biscuit | 40 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #95 | wriggling severed nose | 1 |
| #336 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #37 | yule hatchet | 20 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |