| #4298 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #351 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 11 |
| #24 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #25 | Crown of the Goblin King | 469 |
| #12 | Dolphin King's crown | 721 |
| #11 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 853 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne | 3 |
| #1294 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #239 | Wand of Nagamar | 24 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #7 | abridged dictionary | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #19 | bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #5027 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2874 | candied yams | 1 |
| #5 | dictionary | 1 |
| #4 | dingy dinghy | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1831 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1643 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #883 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #843 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #2399 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #74 | meat golem | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1582 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | old school Mafia knickerbockers | 1 |
| #862 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| 🥈 | oriole-feather headdress | 1,134 |
| 🥉 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1,828 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #1614 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #41 | procrastination potion | 3,238 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #87 | severed rocking horse head | 5 |
| #261 | shiny ring | 93 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2806 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2812 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #53 | valuable trinket | 2,241 |
| #142 | wolf mask | 314 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |