Ceva

RankItemQuantity
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#351Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air11
#24Children's Meal of the Damned1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#26Crown of the Goblin King469
#12Dolphin King's crown721
#11Dr. Hobo's scalpel853
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
🥈Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne3
#1295Time Juice1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#239Wand of Nagamar24
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#7abridged dictionary1
#769aspirin1
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#19bitchin' meatcar1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#696broken cellular phone1
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#2875candied yams1
#5dictionary1
#4dingy dinghy1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#1830fancy chocolate2
#1644giant discarded plastic fork3
#883goth kid t-shirt2
#841green snowcone1
#2400hamethyst1
#64iceberglet1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#75meat golem1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
🥈old school Mafia knickerbockers1
#861orange snowcone1
🥈oriole-feather headdress1,134
🥉pants of the Slug Lord1,828
#213plexiglass pants1
#328plexiglass pikestaff1
#147plexiglass pith helmet2
#1612pork elf goodies sack1
#41procrastination potion3,238
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#890purple snowcone1
#342questionable taco1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#87severed rocking horse head5
#261shiny ring93
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#2808tofurkey gravy1
#2814tofurkey leg1
#53valuable trinket2,241
#142wolf mask314
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1453zombie pineal gland2

Wow, that's 10,998 items total!

what items are this player missing?