| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #1784 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #382 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 6 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1261 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #127 | Boris's ring | 11 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1513 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| #1557 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1568 | Crown of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #520 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 6 |
| #108 | Disco Banjo | 5 |
| #407 | Dolphin King's crown | 11 |
| #332 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 11 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #432 | Jarlsberg's earring | 3 |
| #133 | Meat detector | 5 |
| #168 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 131 |
| #61 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 111 |
| #122 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 4 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #330 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 4 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #553 | Wand of Nagamar | 8 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #139 | baconstone bracelet | 5 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #2643 | badass belt | 18 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #94 | blundarrrbus | 6 |
| #118 | brass stinger | 5 |
| #256 | broken cellular phone | 15 |
| #60 | chocolate spurs | 10 |
| #58 | diamond-studded fronts | 5 |
| #919 | drywall axe | 10 |
| #2346 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #255 | eye-pod | 2 |
| #145 | false eyelashes | 4 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #790 | giant discarded plastic fork | 11 |
| #1727 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #116 | hamethyst bracelet | 2 |
| #88 | hamethyst earring | 2 |
| #117 | hamethyst necklace | 5 |
| #178 | hypodermic needle | 9 |
| #113 | iron pasta spoon | 81 |
| #211 | kneecapping stick | 81 |
| #159 | lead necklace | 59 |
| #179 | mafia aria | 135 |
| #55 | magnifying glass | 10 |
| #211 | many-eyed glasses | 8 |
| #157 | meatcar model | 4 |
| #47 | miniature espresso maker | 6 |
| #108 | moonglasses | 6 |
| #112 | palm-frond toupee | 6 |
| #935 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #273 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #238 | prosthetic forehead | 7 |
| #184 | rhesus monkey | 4 |
| #248 | scroll of pasta summoning | 64 |
| #1883 | shiny ring | 6 |
| #131 | shock collar | 7 |
| #560 | spooky bicycle chain | 4 |
| #569 | spooky cosmetics bag | 4 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #767 | spooky lipstick | 4 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1710 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #381 | stainless steel slacks | 9 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #205 | sucky decal | 9 |
| #176 | support cummerbund | 47 |
| #177 | targeting chip | 4 |
| #151 | teddy bear sewing kit | 3 |
| #120 | tiny Mountie hat | 5 |
| #85 | tiny balloon knife | 7 |
| #159 | tiny knife and fork | 4 |
| #42 | tiny maracas | 12 |
| #300 | tiny shaker of salt | 8 |
| #110 | ye olde golde frontes | 2 |