Shenzhen Shirker

RankItemQuantity
#1321Ancient Saucehelm2
#1784Baron von Ratsworth's monocle6
#382Baron von Ratsworth's tophat6
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#1261Bonerdagon necklace6
#127Boris's ring11
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#1513Boss Bat britches6
#1557Codpiece of the Goblin King3
#1480Colander of Em-er'il2
#1568Crown of the Goblin King13
#520Disco 'Fro Pick6
#108Disco Banjo5
#407Dolphin King's crown11
#332Dr. Hobo's scalpel11
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#1468Elder Turtle Shell2
#1026Glass Balls of the Goblin King2
#432Jarlsberg's earring3
#133Meat detector5
#168Mob Penguin cellular phone131
#61Mob Penguin protection contract111
#122Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit4
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#330Sneaky Pete's breath spray4
#61Time Juice8
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#553Wand of Nagamar8
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#139baconstone bracelet5
#407baconstone pendant1
#2643badass belt18
#233bejeweled accordion strap1
#94blundarrrbus6
#118brass stinger5
#256broken cellular phone15
#60chocolate spurs10
#58diamond-studded fronts5
#919drywall axe10
#2346easter egg balloon8
#255eye-pod2
#145false eyelashes4
#303fez of etymology1
#790giant discarded plastic fork11
#1727giant pinky ring4
#116hamethyst bracelet2
#88hamethyst earring2
#117hamethyst necklace5
#178hypodermic needle9
#113iron pasta spoon81
#211kneecapping stick81
#159lead necklace59
#179mafia aria135
#55magnifying glass10
#211many-eyed glasses8
#157meatcar model4
#47miniature espresso maker6
#108moonglasses6
#112palm-frond toupee6
#935pants of the Slug Lord3
#213plexiglass pants1
#328plexiglass pikestaff1
#213plexiglass pinky ring1
#147plexiglass pith helmet2
#180plexiglass pocketwatch1
#273porquoise bracelet1
#186porquoise eyebrow ring1
#251porquoise ring1
#238prosthetic forehead7
#184rhesus monkey4
#248scroll of pasta summoning64
#1883shiny ring6
#131shock collar7
#560spooky bicycle chain4
#569spooky cosmetics bag4
#747spooky eyeliner4
#767spooky lipstick4
#1280stainless steel scarf2
#1710stainless steel shillelagh2
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#381stainless steel slacks9
#1325stainless steel solitaire2
#1105stainless steel suspenders3
#205sucky decal9
#176support cummerbund47
#177targeting chip4
#151teddy bear sewing kit3
#120tiny Mountie hat5
#85tiny balloon knife7
#159tiny knife and fork4
#42tiny maracas12
#300tiny shaker of salt8
#110ye olde golde frontes2

Wow, that's 1,129 items total!

what items are this player missing?