| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #578 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #913 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #6 | How to Hold a Grudge | 1 |
| #235 | NPZR chemistry set | 20 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #507 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 8 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #275 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 3 |
| #484 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 9 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #393 | Yakisoba's hat | 4 |
| #15 | [glitch season reward name] | 1 |
| #735 | bath ball gift set | 6 |
| #385 | bottle of Blank-Out | 25 |
| #3612 | box of sunshine | 18 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #654 | festive sausage | 3 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #92 | ghost pepper | 1 |
| #30 | green hamhock | 7 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #85 | handful of Smithereens | 6 |
| #1239 | handful of confetti | 32 |
| #113 | handful of drink tickets | 3 |
| #177 | handful of hand chalk | 272 |
| #250 | handful of honey | 20 |
| #11 | handful of moss | 1,981 |
| #209 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #111 | handful of nuts and berries | 90 |
| #70 | handful of pine needles | 365 |
| #102 | handful of sand | 306 |
| #180 | handful of sawdust | 43 |
| #61 | handful of tips | 25 |
| #260 | handful of walnuts | 9 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #758 | herbal stuffing | 10 |
| #556 | holiday cheese log | 3 |
| #316 | java cookie | 3 |
| #603 | jerky coins | 26 |
| #2364 | laser-broiled pear | 10 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #115 | petit fortran | 5 |
| #264 | phish stick | 5 |
| #258 | pork elf goodies sack | 30 |
| #33 | red money bag | 40 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #78 | roasted marshmallow | 414 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #638 | slow jam collection | 6 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #839 | solid gold bowling ball | 17 |
| #720 | spectral pickle | 10 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #3291 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
| #3170 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 14 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #2763 | stuffed angry cow | 17 |
| #2354 | stuffed astral badger | 21 |
| #2821 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3907 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2102 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 24 |
| #3213 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2788 | stuffed hand turkey | 17 |
| #2773 | stuffed mind flayer | 17 |
| #2698 | stuffed scary death orb | 18 |
| #2786 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3636 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #3229 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3349 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3049 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #32 | white money bag | 16 |