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| #145 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 80 |
| #848 | 2-ball | 3 |
| #1077 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #770 | 5-ball | 4 |
| #782 | 6-ball | 4 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1114 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1049 | 8-ball | 11 |
| #397 | 9-ball | 2 |
| #836 | Amulet of Yendor | 15 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #738 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #979 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #538 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1029 | abominable snowcone | 4 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #509 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 21 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #484 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #878 | anticheese | 2 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1321 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #122 | baconstone ring | 2 |
| #3277 | badass belt | 13 |
| #661 | bag of Cheat-Os | 5 |
| #1082 | bag of airline peanuts | 17 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #630 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #217 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #228 | bat haggis | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
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| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
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| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #56 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #665 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #733 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #820 | catgut | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #251 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #84 | chef skull | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #234 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #687 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #117 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #120 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork doohickey | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #966 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #961 | dark potion | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #228 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #58 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #589 | deodorant | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #540 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #468 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #848 | googly eye | 14 |
| #654 | hair spray | 1 |
| #969 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #1372 | length of string | 4 |
| #763 | orange snowcone | 2 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #763 | teddy bear | 8 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #1983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1053 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #1301 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2025 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1640 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 11 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 10 |
| #984 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 18 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #1525 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 12 |
| #1301 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 14 |
| #2018 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #2222 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 12 |
| #1960 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 10 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2228 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #2233 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #794 | yo-yo | 29 |