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| #145 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 80 |
| #851 | 2-ball | 3 |
| #1081 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #774 | 5-ball | 4 |
| #785 | 6-ball | 4 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1116 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1053 | 8-ball | 11 |
| #401 | 9-ball | 2 |
| #834 | Amulet of Yendor | 15 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #427 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #537 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1029 | abominable snowcone | 4 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #510 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 21 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #877 | anticheese | 2 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1326 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #122 | baconstone ring | 2 |
| #3275 | badass belt | 13 |
| #662 | bag of Cheat-Os | 5 |
| #1080 | bag of airline peanuts | 17 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #218 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #231 | bat haggis | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #1046 | black pixel | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
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| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
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| #1380 | brine | 1 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| #957 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #57 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #731 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #818 | catgut | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #83 | chef skull | 1 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #235 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #117 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #120 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork doohickey | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #969 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1284 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #748 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #964 | dark potion | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #810 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #468 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #229 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #59 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
| #154 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #1140 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #947 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #544 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #471 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #850 | googly eye | 14 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #967 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #1371 | length of string | 4 |
| #764 | orange snowcone | 2 |
| #1683 | pet rock | 3 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #324 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #909 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #764 | teddy bear | 8 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #1988 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #1522 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #1307 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2031 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #2573 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1644 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 11 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 10 |
| #985 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 18 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 12 |
| #1303 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 14 |
| #2021 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #2226 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #1515 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 12 |
| #1964 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #1812 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 10 |
| #3312 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2231 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2560 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #2236 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #2841 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #794 | yo-yo | 29 |