bob313

RankItemQuantity
#72100-Watt bulb1
#1451337 7r0uZ0RZ80
#8512-ball3
#10813-ball2
#101630669 scroll1
#122433398 scroll1
#934334 scroll1
#14744-ball1
#7745-ball4
#7856-ball4
#26264067 scroll1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#11167-ball2
#10538-ball11
#4019-ball2
#834Amulet of Yendor15
#2095Angry Farmer candy1
#587Blatantly Canadian1
#1012Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#454Disco Banjo1
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#427Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#982Double Bacon Beelzeburger1
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#537Dramatic™ range1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#870Jolly Roger charrrm1
#470Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1029abominable snowcone4
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#788acoustic guitarrr2
#821adder bladder1
#510amulet of extreme plot significance21
#638ancient frozen dinner1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#483anti-anti-antidote1
#877anticheese2
#855arrrgyle socks1
#122asbestos helmet turtle1
#1106asbestos ore1
#1080asparagus knife1
#1921awful poetry journal1
#1326baby killer bee3
#2450baconstone1
#407baconstone pendant1
#122baconstone ring2
#3275badass belt13
#662bag of Cheat-Os5
#1080bag of airline peanuts17
#430balaclava1
#632balaclava baklava1
#2042ball1
#1029balloon monkey1
#218banjo strings1
#1234bar skin1
#961barbed-wire fence1
#2128barrrnacle1
#367barskin hat1
#900baseball1
#940bat guano1
#231bat haggis1
#1017bat wing1
#784batblade1
#1172batgut1
#282beanbag chair1
#254beer goggles1
#788beertini1
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#210big stick1
#1046black pixel1
#1035bloody beer1
#621bloody mary1
#877blue snowcone1
#333blundarrrbus1
#665bone rattle1
#1329bottle of gin1
#1584bottle of rum1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#437bow1
#141bow staff1
#1137bowl of cottage cheese1
#450bowl of lucky charms1
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#1053box1
#1334boxed wine1
#318brass stinger1
#746briefcase1
#1380brine1
#128briny vinegar1
#696broken cellular phone1
#1268broken skull1
#957bubbly potion1
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#1095bum cheek1
#534calle de miel1
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#545can of fake snow1
#1141candied kobold1
#57candied yam pinky ring1
#4784candy cane1
#666carob chunk cookies1
#640carob chunk noodles1
#731carob chunks1
#1030cast1
#687cat appendix1
#818catgut1
#1705chaos butterfly1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#254cheap wind-up clock1
#83chef skull1
#1063chef's hat1
#235chef-in-the-box1
#775chewing gum on a string1
#409chocolate spurs1
#824chopsticks1
#689chorizo brownies1
#765chorizo taco1
#452chrome crossbow1
#985chrome ore1
#429chrome staff1
#117clockwork bartender-in-the-box1
#120clockwork chef-in-the-box1
#72clockwork claws1
#72clockwork doohickey1
#102clockwork hat1
#747clockwork key1
#101clockwork pants1
#159clockwork sphere1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#969cloudy potion1
#1228cocoa eggshell fragment1
#1284coconut shell1
#1139cog1
#777cold ninja mask1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#748cool mushroom1
#864cool whip1
#850cornuthaum1
#1243cranberries1
#1025daisy1
#964dark potion1
#1292dead guy's watch1
#810decorative fountain1
#468delicious noodles1
#229delicious spicy noodles1
#59dental pliers1
#591deodorant1
#154detective skull1
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#1622dill1
#1096dirty hobo gloves1
#1849disco ball1
#1718disco mask1
#1025disease1
#819disembodied brain1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#1263doll house2
#395double daisy1
#931draggin' ball hat1
#782dried face1
#1140dry noodles1
#1979drywall axe1
#905duck-on-a-string2
#554dungeoneer's dungarees1
#1281dwarf bread1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#947effervescent potion1
#2833eggnog1
#666empty meat tank1
#544enchanted barbell1
#605enchanted bean1
#184enchanted brass knuckles1
#206enchanted eyepatch1
#652enchanted toothpick1
#969evil golden arch1
#1773explosion-flavored chewing gum1
#510extra-spicy bloody mary1
#471extra-strength strongness elixir1
#1016eye of newt1
#402eye-pod1
#1086eyepatch1
#952f3d0r41
#2393felt1
#850googly eye14
#655hair spray1
#967hill of beans1
#1412kite3
#1371length of string4
#764orange snowcone2
#1683pet rock3
#1303rag doll1
#845red snowcone1
#324rusty metal shaft1
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#909sock monkey2
#764teddy bear8
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#1988tiny plastic Cheshire bat9
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#1057tiny plastic accordion thief5
#1522tiny plastic angry goat12
#1307tiny plastic baby gravy fairy14
#2031tiny plastic barrrnacle9
#2573tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#1644tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball11
#1813tiny plastic cocoabo10
#985tiny plastic coffee pixie18
#1824tiny plastic disco bandit3
#1530tiny plastic fuzzy dice12
#1303tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick14
#2021tiny plastic ghuol whelp9
#2226tiny plastic grue8
#1515tiny plastic howling balloon monkey12
#1964tiny plastic killer bee9
#1812tiny plastic leprechaun10
#3312tiny plastic levitating potato5
#2231tiny plastic mosquito8
#2601tiny plastic pastamancer2
#1829tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime10
#1327tiny plastic sauceror4
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#2560tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton7
#2236tiny plastic stab bat8
#2841tiny plastic star starfish6
#2894tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#2659tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#1557top2
#702toy soldier2
#1384toy train1
#1821toy wheel1
#478tree skirt1
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1221wooden block1
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#794yo-yo29

Wow, that's 688 items total!

what items are this player missing?