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| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #36 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1,547 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #963 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #48 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 100 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2262 | golden ring | 25 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #32 | handful of walnuts | 261 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #786 | tiny house | 106 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |