| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #36 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1,547 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #614 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #48 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 100 |
| #2973 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2263 | golden ring | 25 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #32 | handful of walnuts | 261 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #786 | tiny house | 106 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |