| #87 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 17 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #116 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #29 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 24 |
| #32 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 3 |
| #270 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| #224 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 4 |
| #129 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #127 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #205 | C.H.U.M. knife | 5 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #53 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #57 | Chester's moustache | 2 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #349 | D roll | 1 |
| #129 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #60 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #127 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #286 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #48 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 2 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #50 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 2 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #138 | How to Play Othello | 2 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #26 | Let Me Be! | 23 |
| #94 | Maxing, Relaxing | 8 |
| #23 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 30 |
| #377 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #627 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #53 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #34 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 2 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #74 | Othello's dagger | 2 |
| #98 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #95 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #151 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #104 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 9 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #243 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #101 | Summer Nights | 8 |
| #197 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #32 | Tales from the Fireside | 13 |
| #41 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 2 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #613 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #149 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #221 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #51 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| #97 | baloney rotgut | 1 |
| #109 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| 🥉 | battered old top-hat | 12 |
| #104 | bed of coals | 7 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #214 | blue grass | 1 |
| #136 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #152 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 53 |
| #73 | bowl of Jeal-O | 121 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #96 | bronze polish | 1 |
| #258 | candy cigarette | 1 |
| #96 | carton of gaspers | 1 |
| #78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #27 | comfy coffin | 22 |
| #217 | concentrated garbage juice | 4 |
| #87 | corncob pipe | 15 |
| #98 | crident | 1 |
| #5 | crumpled felt fedora | 3 |
| #47 | cup of infinite pencils | 23 |
| #104 | damp bar rag | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #151 | decaying goldfish liver | 55 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #97 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #241 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #61 | ear poison | 114 |
| #746 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #296 | filth-encrusted futon | 3 |
| #99 | filthy monkey head | 1 |
| #20 | flamin' bindle | 16 |
| #21 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #59 | flat cider | 1 |
| #57 | frayed rope belt | 19 |
| #26 | freezin' bindle | 12 |
| #151 | frigid air mattress | 5 |
| #235 | gator skin | 34 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #162 | ghost beer | 1 |
| #92 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #156 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #248 | glass of herbal tequila | 1 |
| #176 | gold tooth | 1 |
| #29 | grip key | 10 |
| #23 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #242 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #106 | hand of cards | 1 |
| #153 | hawk | 1 |
| #169 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #133 | hep waders | 1 |
| 🥈 | hobo dungarees | 12 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #839 | hobo nickel | 100 |
| 🥈 | hobo stogie | 12 |
| #39 | iFlail | 1 |
| #27 | iShield | 1 |
| #186 | impure gasoline | 1 |
| #89 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #243 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #376 | kiwi | 1 |
| #249 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #149 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #284 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #324 | lewd playing card | 8 |
| #56 | lucky bottlecap | 20 |
| #103 | lump of goofball ore | 1 |
| #155 | madius | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #168 | minin' dynamite | 2 |
| 🥈 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 9 |
| #167 | nastygeist | 1 |
| #232 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #233 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #4 | old patched suit-pants | 3 |
| 🥈 | old soft shoes | 3 |
| #136 | outlaw bandana | 1 |
| #36 | panhandle panhandling hat | 27 |
| #134 | plaid cowboy hat | 1 |
| #132 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #159 | portable table | 1 |
| #73 | pteruges | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #140 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #177 | rattler rattle | 1 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
| 🥉 | rope with some soap on it | 12 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #80 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #127 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 1 |
| #11 | rusty piece of rebar | 34 |
| #208 | salt wages | 1 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #122 | sewer nuggets | 274 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #4 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 9 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #245 | shot of mescal | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #102 | skeleton beans | 1 |
| #37 | sleazy bindle | 12 |
| #241 | sleeve deuce | 1 |
| #18 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #12 | spooky bindle | 27 |
| #161 | spooky lasso | 1 |
| #95 | spray chrome | 1 |
| #92 | stained mattress | 9 |
| #181 | stink-penny | 1 |
| #180 | stinkin' bindle | 4 |
| #71 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #177 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #110 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #163 | tarnished bottlecap | 1 |
| #182 | throwing candy | 1 |
| #41 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #15 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #91 | totally sweet mohawk helmet | 1 |
| #178 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #76 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #239 | unquiet spirits | 1 |
| #114 | unsanitized scalpel | 1 |
| #183 | unused soap | 1 |
| #131 | vampire pellet | 1 |
| #196 | viral DNA | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #246 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |
| #25 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #125 | white tulip | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |