| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #430 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 7 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #134 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 74 |
| #310 | Oil of Parrrlay | 5 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #505 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #658 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #492 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 2 |
| #358 | acoustic guitarrr | 10 |
| #566 | all-purpose cleaner | 3 |
| #267 | arrrgyle socks | 10 |
| #807 | barrrnacle | 15 |
| #192 | bilge wine | 130 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #348 | black spot | 2 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #202 | booty chest charrrm | 45 |
| #104 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #672 | bottle of rum | 45 |
| #1056 | bottle of whiskey | 7 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #224 | cannonball charrrm | 33 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #52 | clockwork pirate skull | 1 |
| #539 | cocktail napkin | 2 |
| #199 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 43 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #389 | creamsicle | 4 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #402 | curmudgel | 1 |
| 🥈 | cursed black pearl onion | 6,147 |
| #258 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 5 |
| #139 | cursed bottle of rum | 15 |
| #116 | cursed cannonball | 14 |
| #105 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 18 |
| #15 | cursed sea biscuit | 227 |
| #161 | cursed voodoo skull | 10 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #568 | eyepatch | 8 |
| #133 | fish-liver oil | 211 |
| #784 | flaregun | 3 |
| #391 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #282 | grog | 5 |
| #526 | grumpy old man charrrm | 2 |
| #62 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 2 |
| #390 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #508 | handful of sawdust | 3 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #148 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #517 | pirate shirt | 2 |
| #93 | pirate skull | 1 |
| #76 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #242 | sewer wad | 7 |
| #356 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #241 | silver tongue charrrm | 29 |
| #81 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #82 | slimy chest | 1 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1921 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 9 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #432 | swashbuckling pants | 9 |
| #516 | tarrrnish charrrm | 2 |
| #72 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #948 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 8 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #293 | tip jar | 3 |
| #443 | true grit | 2 |
| #400 | witty rapier | 4 |
| #420 | yohohoyo | 3 |