| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #430 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 7 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #135 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 74 |
| #312 | Oil of Parrrlay | 5 |
| #887 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #659 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #493 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 2 |
| #360 | acoustic guitarrr | 10 |
| #566 | all-purpose cleaner | 3 |
| #268 | arrrgyle socks | 10 |
| #808 | barrrnacle | 15 |
| #192 | bilge wine | 130 |
| #1498 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #349 | black spot | 2 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #202 | booty chest charrrm | 45 |
| #105 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #674 | bottle of rum | 45 |
| #1056 | bottle of whiskey | 7 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #224 | cannonball charrrm | 33 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #52 | clockwork pirate skull | 1 |
| #539 | cocktail napkin | 2 |
| #199 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 43 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #569 | cream stout | 1 |
| #390 | creamsicle | 4 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| 🥈 | cursed black pearl onion | 6,147 |
| #259 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 5 |
| #139 | cursed bottle of rum | 15 |
| #116 | cursed cannonball | 14 |
| #106 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 18 |
| #15 | cursed sea biscuit | 227 |
| #162 | cursed voodoo skull | 10 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #571 | eyepatch | 8 |
| #133 | fish-liver oil | 211 |
| #783 | flaregun | 3 |
| #394 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #427 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #283 | grog | 5 |
| #526 | grumpy old man charrrm | 2 |
| #63 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 2 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #510 | handful of sawdust | 3 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #149 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #517 | pirate shirt | 2 |
| #93 | pirate skull | 1 |
| #76 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #242 | sewer wad | 7 |
| #357 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #242 | silver tongue charrrm | 29 |
| #81 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #82 | slimy chest | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1922 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 9 |
| #1224 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #433 | swashbuckling pants | 9 |
| #516 | tarrrnish charrrm | 2 |
| #72 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #950 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 8 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #294 | tip jar | 3 |
| #443 | true grit | 2 |
| #399 | witty rapier | 4 |
| #421 | yohohoyo | 3 |