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RankItemQuantity
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#1743Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air1
#1850Corpse Island iced tea1
#313Divine1
#236Gordon Bennett1
#44Grimacite Bock1
#1758Mad Train wine1
#308Mae West1
#348Mon Tiki1
#93Morlock's Mark Bourbon1
#287Neuromancer1
#111Oreille Divisée brandy1
#942Ram's Face Lager1
#736Supernova Champagne1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#503accidental cider1
#486around the world1
#222banana daiquiri1
#788beertini1
#88berry-infused sake1
#802bilge wine1
#589black & tan1
#621bloody mary1
#242boilermaker1
#301bone aperitif1
#392bottle of Calcutta Emerald1
#378bottle of Definit1
#413bottle of Domesticated Turkey1
#386bottle of Jorge Sinsonte1
#400bottle of Lieutenant Freeman1
#334bottle of Ooze-O1
#215bottle of Pete's Sake1
#1329bottle of gin1
#408bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#679bottle of popskull1
#1584bottle of rum1
#344bottle of sake1
#663bottle of sewage schnapps1
#1073bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#363boxed champagne1
#1334boxed wine1
#466bungle in the jungle1
#117caipifruta1
#534calle de miel1
#554can of Swiller1
#1749canteen of wine1
#81citrus-infused sake1
#200cool mushroom wine1
#1822corpse on the beach1
#218corpsebite1
#1818corpsedriver1
#1811corpsetini1
#570cream stout1
#523cruelty-free wine1
#459cup of primitive beer1
#494cursed bottle of black-label rum1
#513cursed bottle of rum1
#985distilled fortified wine1
#266dry martini1
#214dry vodka martini1
#516ducha de oro1
#1041dusty bottle of Marsala1
#1062dusty bottle of Merlot1
#1030dusty bottle of Muscat1
#1030dusty bottle of Pinot Noir1
#1060dusty bottle of Port1
#1015dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#2833eggnog1
#1586elven moonshine1
#255especially salty dog1
#510extra-spicy bloody mary1
#880fine wine1
#321flaming mushroom wine1
#133flask of Amontillado1
#168flat mushroom wine1
#861flute of flat champagne1
#604fuzzbump1
#398giant glass of brandy1
#132gibson1
#275gimlet1
#129gin and tonic1
#365gloomy mushroom wine1
#1909green beer1
#549grog1
#433horizontal tango1
#275ice stein1
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#1602ice-cold Willer1
#1356ice-cold fotie1
#1093ice-cold six-pack1
#275icy mushroom wine1
#581jar of squeeze1
#203kamicorpse-ee1
#146knob mushroom wine1
#156knoll mushroom wine1
#230lumbering jack1
#310mandarina colada1
#480margarita1
#73melon-infused sake1
#479melted Jell-o shot1
#119mimosette1
#3219nanite-infested eggnog1
#278oily mushroom wine1
#257old-fashioned1
#2436oozenog1
#528papaya sling1
#620papaya slung1
#106parisian cathouse1
#472perpendicular hula1
#594pink pony1
#214plum wine1
#196pointy mushroom wine1
#337prussian cathouse1
#218purple corpsel1
#120rabbit punch1
#210red-headed corpse1
#515redrum1
#454rockin' wagon1
#494roll in the hay1
#647rum and cola1
#855salty dog1
#623salty slug1
#336sangria1
#589screwdriver1
#233shot of blackberry schnapps1
#307shot of flower schnapps1
#721shot of grapefruit schnapps1
#260shot of nepenthe schnapps1
#699shot of orange schnapps1
#175shot of peach schnapps1
#168shot of pear schnapps1
#358shot of rotgut1
#747shot of tomato schnapps1
#546slap and tickle1
#427slip 'n' slide1
#971snifter of thoroughly aged brandy1
#374spiced rum1
#3327spooky eggnog1
#234spooky mushroom wine1
#251stinky mushroom wine1
#697strawberry daiquiri1
#465strawberry wine1
#225tangarita1
#96teqiwila1
#260teqiwila slammer1
#438tequila sunrise1
#126tequila sunset1
#349tequila with training wheels1
#450thermos full of Knob coffee1
#536thistle wine1
#2176tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf3
#1484tiny plastic Axe Wound5
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#2048tiny plastic Boss Bat2
#3347tiny plastic Cheshire bat5
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#2771tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist2
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#2764tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy2
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#2829tiny plastic Trouser Snake2
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#2857tiny plastic angry bugbear2
#3304tiny plastic angry goat5
#2192tiny plastic anime smiley3
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#2138tiny plastic astronomer3
#6167tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#1761tiny plastic beanbat4
#2573tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#6187tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball2
#2795tiny plastic blooper2
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#4873tiny plastic cocoabo3
#3300tiny plastic coffee pixie5
#2152tiny plastic cubist bull3
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#2801tiny plastic drunk goat2
#2202tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker3
#2183tiny plastic fluffy bunny3
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#3988tiny plastic fuzzy dice4
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#2803tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers2
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#4811tiny plastic grue3
#2795tiny plastic handsome mariachi2
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#4794tiny plastic killer bee3
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#6170tiny plastic leprechaun2
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#2154tiny plastic ninja snowman3
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#2783tiny plastic senile lihc2
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#2764tiny plastic spiny skelelton2
#4899tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton3
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#4891tiny plastic star starfish3
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#641tomato daiquiri1
#639vodka and cranberry1
#127vodka and tonic1
#101vodka gibson1
#466vodka martini1
#258vodka stratocaster1
#649whiskey and cola1
#411whiskey and soda1
#104whiskey bittersweet1
#630whiskey sour1
#792white Canadian1
#223white Xanadian1
#1104white lightning1
#415wine spritzer1
#337yellow brick road1
#148zmobie1

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