| #573 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #77 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #270 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| #503 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #60 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #7 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 4 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #169 | Kissin' Cousins | 5 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #135 | M-242 | 100 |
| #1759 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #34 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 305 |
| #7 | Mr. Exploiter | 1 |
| #462 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 2 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #235 | Summer Nights | 5 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #110 | bow | 4 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #38 | bowlegged pants | 2 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #213 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #311 | comfy coffin | 4 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #1857 | gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1995 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #521 | lewd playing card | 4 |
| #194 | mafia aria | 130 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #803 | pack of KWE trading card | 4 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2223 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2124 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #146 | severed rocking horse head | 3 |
| #110 | snake | 100 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #192 | sparkler | 70 |
| #271 | stained mattress | 4 |
| #4207 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #177 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #3539 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #3763 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #3986 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #4051 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #5189 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #4961 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #4274 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #3807 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5606 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #5326 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3733 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #185 | tropical wrapping paper | 5 |