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| #78 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #269 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #61 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #7 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 4 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #169 | Kissin' Cousins | 5 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #135 | M-242 | 100 |
| #1757 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #34 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 305 |
| #7 | Mr. Exploiter | 1 |
| #462 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 2 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #234 | Summer Nights | 5 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #110 | bow | 4 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #38 | bowlegged pants | 2 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #311 | comfy coffin | 4 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #1857 | gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #520 | lewd playing card | 4 |
| #194 | mafia aria | 130 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #802 | pack of KWE trading card | 4 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #147 | severed rocking horse head | 3 |
| #111 | snake | 100 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #192 | sparkler | 70 |
| #269 | stained mattress | 4 |
| #4195 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #3527 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #3752 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #3978 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #4042 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #4954 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5330 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #4264 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #3801 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #5314 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3725 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #185 | tropical wrapping paper | 5 |