| #572 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #77 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #270 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| #502 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #60 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #7 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 4 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #169 | Kissin' Cousins | 5 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #136 | M-242 | 100 |
| #1758 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #34 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 305 |
| #7 | Mr. Exploiter | 1 |
| #462 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 2 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #234 | Summer Nights | 5 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #110 | bow | 4 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #38 | bowlegged pants | 2 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #212 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #311 | comfy coffin | 4 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #1858 | gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1997 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #519 | lewd playing card | 4 |
| #193 | mafia aria | 130 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #805 | pack of KWE trading card | 4 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2225 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2766 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2126 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #146 | severed rocking horse head | 3 |
| #111 | snake | 100 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #193 | sparkler | 70 |
| #271 | stained mattress | 4 |
| #4206 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #3538 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #3762 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #3986 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #4051 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #5191 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #4962 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5752 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #4272 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #3807 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5605 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #5328 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3735 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6128 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #185 | tropical wrapping paper | 5 |