| #1115 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1076 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1110 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1072 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1419 | 8-ball | 6 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Accessory | 11 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #498 | banana-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #159 | blue plastic baby | 2 |
| #212 | brown plastic baby | 3 |
| #14 | can of V-11 | 11 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #1579 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #995 | handful of hand chalk | 6 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #435 | nanite-infested candy cane | 33 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2620 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #913 | pool cue | 2 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2250 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #787 | strange shiny disc | 2 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4832 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #6174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2821 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1757 | unstable DNA | 10 |