| #1118 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1080 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1113 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1077 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 8-ball | 6 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #17 | Mr. Accessory | 11 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #498 | banana-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #160 | blue plastic baby | 2 |
| #213 | brown plastic baby | 3 |
| #15 | can of V-11 | 11 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #683 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #999 | handful of hand chalk | 6 |
| #1885 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #2060 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #435 | nanite-infested candy cane | 33 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #914 | pool cue | 2 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #787 | strange shiny disc | 2 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1790 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4892 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1757 | unstable DNA | 10 |