| #102 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 16 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #269 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #370 | Frosty's frosty mug | 4 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #487 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #238 | Let Me Be! | 6 |
| 🥇 | Mafia stogie | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mafia violin case | 1 |
| #388 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #155 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 10 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #156 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 9 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #212 | bed of coals | 4 |
| #530 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #177 | corncob pipe | 9 |
| #105 | cup of infinite pencils | 13 |
| #16 | dinged-up triangle | 8 |
| #296 | filth-encrusted futon | 3 |
| #175 | frayed rope belt | 8 |
| #212 | frigid air mattress | 4 |
| #5 | hobo monkey | 1 |
| #56 | lucky bottlecap | 20 |
| #242 | panhandle panhandling hat | 6 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |