| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #16 | acid-squirting flower | 635 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #14 | big bass drum | 225 |
| #18 | big red clown nose | 1,728 |
| #13 | bloody clown pants | 1,768 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #16 | clown shoes | 907 |
| 🥉 | clown skin | 5,925 |
| #8 | clown wig | 58 |
| #4 | clownskin belt | 270 |
| #11 | clownskin buckler | 26 |
| #35 | clownskin harness | 17 |
| #118 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| #402 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #19 | foolscap fool's cap | 657 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #7 | long skinny balloon | 2,734 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #107 | polka-dot bow tie | 5 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |