| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #787 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #113 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 7 |
| #225 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 4 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #781 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 3 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| #729 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #559 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #104 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 9 |
| #68 | Summer Nights | 10 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #224 | Travels with Jerry | 5 |
| #60 | disintegrating sheet music | 214 |
| #1645 | disturbing fanfic | 3 |
| #680 | drab sonata | 2 |
| #262 | heavy metal sonata | 2 |
| #1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
| #1705 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
Wow, that's 287 items total!
what items are this player missing?