| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #240 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
| #1406 | BGE shotglass | 2 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #19 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #91 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #26 | Ralph IX cognac | 6 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #448 | cheap elven gloves | 10 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #668 | corrupted data | 3 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #2062 | golden ring | 36 |
| #302 | invisible bag | 3 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #153 | lewd playing card | 16 |
| #38 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 3 |
| #471 | pack of KWE trading card | 7 |
| #45 | passable elf mask | 48 |
| #324 | personal massager | 64 |
| #88 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #54 | spooky rattling cigar box | 2 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #74 | string of Crimbo lights | 7 |
| #776 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 57 |
| #121 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 212 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #106 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 231 |
| #577 | stuffed Meat | 82 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #122 | stuffed angry cow | 236 |
| #119 | stuffed astral badger | 230 |
| #139 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 207 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #113 | stuffed cocoabo | 245 |
| #697 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 9 |
| #718 | stuffed dodecapede | 3 |
| #1170 | stuffed doppelshifter | 8 |
| #121 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 233 |
| #129 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 220 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1796 | stuffed gray blob | 5 |
| #105 | stuffed hand turkey | 245 |
| #601 | stuffed key | 96 |
| #955 | stuffed martini | 7 |
| #113 | stuffed mind flayer | 244 |
| #835 | stuffed mink | 56 |
| #731 | stuffed monocle | 64 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #130 | stuffed scary death orb | 226 |
| #1778 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 10 |
| #125 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 226 |
| #110 | stuffed snowy owl | 244 |
| #132 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 229 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #115 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 224 |
| #629 | stuffed teddy butler | 77 |
| #816 | stuffed tin of caviar | 58 |
| #707 | stuffed treasure chest | 78 |
| #104 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 263 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #175 | stuffed zmobie | 10 |
| #313 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 6 |
| #504 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 4 |
| #492 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 4 |
| #131 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 4 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #379 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 3 |
| #616 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 3 |
| #185 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 3 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #239 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 7 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |