| #934 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #37 | Supernova Champagne | 365 |
| #143 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 8 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #88 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 50 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #18 | burrowgrub hive | 7 |
| #131 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #531 | canteen of wine | 50 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 10 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #45 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 50 |
| #88 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #60 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 2 |
| #132 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 2 |
| #465 | grue egg omelette | 4 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #56 | irradiated candy cane | 50 |
| #458 | knuckle sandwich | 50 |
| #95 | llama lama gong | 77 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #315 | nanite-infested candy cane | 50 |
| #78 | nanite-infested eggnog | 50 |
| #75 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 50 |
| #72 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 50 |
| #212 | natty blue ascot | 2 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #35 | oozenog | 50 |
| #50 | pair of ragged claws | 7 |
| #21 | parasitic claw | 7 |
| #11 | parasitic headgnawer | 7 |
| #10 | parasitic strangleworm | 7 |
| #11 | parasitic tentacles | 7 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #611 | really dense meat stack | 10 |
| #1024 | roasted marshmallow | 10 |
| #813 | roll of toilet paper | 72 |
| #77 | set of jacks | 2 |
| #122 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #2330 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #542 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #28 | throbbing rage gland | 8 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 10 |
| #64 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 10 |
| #72 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 10 |
| #81 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 10 |
| #65 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 10 |
| #287 | tomato daiquiri | 5 |
| #1081 | towel | 5 |
| #235 | unstable DNA | 217 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |