| #329 | 1-ball | 16 |
| #387 | 2-ball | 11 |
| #1454 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #380 | 4-ball | 12 |
| #439 | 5-ball | 10 |
| #270 | 6-ball | 20 |
| #270 | 7-ball | 22 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #411 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #130 | Black Body™ spray | 2 |
| #574 | Black No. 2 | 4 |
| #523 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #201 | Boris's key lime pie | 5 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #89 | Chori Zo trading card | 2 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1428 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #137 | Daffy Taffy | 266 |
| #229 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #92 | Inndya trading card | 2 |
| #213 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 4 |
| #91 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 2 |
| #80 | Knob Goblin spatula | 499 |
| #185 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 2 |
| #223 | Miniborg hiveminder | 2 |
| #231 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #232 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #91 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 2 |
| #85 | Roo trading card | 2 |
| #254 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 3 |
| #216 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #215 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1342 | Valentine | 9 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #227 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #188 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1,157 |
| #1005 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #4729 | badass belt | 6 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #26 | black belt | 8 |
| #408 | black greaves | 4 |
| #546 | black helmet | 2 |
| #610 | black pension check | 1 |
| #522 | black shield | 2 |
| #485 | black sword | 3 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #179 | bowl of lucky charms | 4 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #710 | cheap studded belt | 5 |
| #34 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 44 |
| #1155 | club necklace | 6 |
| #252 | cold nuggets | 4 |
| #94 | cold powder | 12 |
| #375 | cold wad | 1 |
| #58 | creamsicle | 100 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #455 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #431 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #1825 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #14 | dense meat sword | 13 |
| #227 | digital key lime pie | 3 |
| #504 | disco ball | 62 |
| #231 | disco mask | 219 |
| #5141 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #21 | foam noodle | 130 |
| #1531 | green beer | 3 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #382 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #1919 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #113 | inflatable duck | 19 |
| #622 | ketchup hound | 3 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #16 | ratskin belt | 9 |
| #3659 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1729 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #256 | sleaze nuggets | 3 |
| #91 | sleaze powder | 23 |
| #251 | sleaze wad | 6 |
| #281 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 40 |
| #61 | stale baguette | 59 |
| #213 | star key lime pie | 3 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6934 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7693 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8971 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8910 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8957 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1964 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #818 | ten-leaf clover | 5 |
| #249 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 15 |
| #1358 | towel | 3 |
| #164 | twinkly nuggets | 159 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #1778 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #67 | water wings | 20 |
| #895 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #859 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |
| #646 | worthless trinket | 2 |