| #326 | 1-ball | 16 |
| #384 | 2-ball | 11 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #377 | 4-ball | 12 |
| #435 | 5-ball | 10 |
| #267 | 6-ball | 20 |
| #267 | 7-ball | 22 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #130 | Black Body™ spray | 2 |
| #573 | Black No. 2 | 4 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #201 | Boris's key lime pie | 5 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #88 | Chori Zo trading card | 2 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #134 | Daffy Taffy | 266 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #90 | Inndya trading card | 2 |
| #212 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 4 |
| #90 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 2 |
| #80 | Knob Goblin spatula | 499 |
| #185 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 2 |
| #223 | Miniborg hiveminder | 2 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #90 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 2 |
| #84 | Roo trading card | 2 |
| #253 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 3 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1342 | Valentine | 9 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #187 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1,157 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #4729 | badass belt | 6 |
| #415 | begpwnia | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #26 | black belt | 8 |
| #407 | black greaves | 4 |
| #546 | black helmet | 2 |
| #609 | black pension check | 1 |
| #523 | black shield | 2 |
| #484 | black sword | 3 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #179 | bowl of lucky charms | 4 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #708 | cheap studded belt | 5 |
| #34 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 44 |
| #1153 | club necklace | 6 |
| #252 | cold nuggets | 4 |
| #94 | cold powder | 12 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #58 | creamsicle | 100 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #431 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #14 | dense meat sword | 13 |
| #224 | digital key lime pie | 3 |
| #502 | disco ball | 62 |
| #230 | disco mask | 219 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #21 | foam noodle | 130 |
| #1531 | green beer | 3 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #382 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #113 | inflatable duck | 19 |
| #621 | ketchup hound | 3 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #16 | ratskin belt | 9 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #256 | sleaze nuggets | 3 |
| #91 | sleaze powder | 23 |
| #251 | sleaze wad | 6 |
| #281 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 40 |
| #61 | stale baguette | 59 |
| #211 | star key lime pie | 3 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #817 | ten-leaf clover | 5 |
| #250 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 15 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #164 | twinkly nuggets | 159 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #67 | water wings | 20 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #861 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |
| #645 | worthless trinket | 2 |