dpcfmander

RankItemQuantity
#1054Angry Farmer candy31
#540Black No. 25
#925Boris's ring1
#1840Daffy Taffy2
#1000Meleegra™ pills2
#597Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler5
#606Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub35
#353SPF 451 lip balm6
#584Tasty Fun Good rice candy76
#562Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#434adder bladder11
#296all-purpose cleaner18
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#7429badass belt1
#962barbed-wire fence1
#1005big red clown nose1
#510black eyedrops1
#3681bottle of goofballs3
#591can of spinach3
#763drum machine1
#387empty Cloaca-Cola bottle29
#507fish-liver oil4
#2777golden ring1
#2543killing feather1
#1956oversized fish scaler1
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#681super-spiky hair gel60
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#2177tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf3
#3930tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#1511tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth3
#1545tiny plastic Beelzebozo3
#1784tiny plastic Black Knight4
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#2048tiny plastic Boss Bat2
#1811tiny plastic Cheshire bat10
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#651tiny plastic Crimbo elf15
#492tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer19
#924tiny plastic Crimbo wreath4
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#26tiny plastic Dr. Awkward2
#1500tiny plastic Felonia3
#2734tiny plastic G Imp2
#1487tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser5
#2786tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester2
#2170tiny plastic Hellion3
#1469tiny plastic Iiti Kitty5
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#2848tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter2
#1245tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl6
#2772tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist2
#2139tiny plastic Knott Yeti3
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#3859tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#2182tiny plastic Protagonist3
#2758tiny plastic Spam Witch2
#2135tiny plastic Spunky Princess3
#1518tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski3
#764tiny plastic The Man6
#2829tiny plastic Trouser Snake2
#1283tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo3
#2158tiny plastic XXX pr0n3
#1793tiny plastic accordion thief3
#2205tiny plastic angry bugbear3
#1522tiny plastic angry goat12
#2811tiny plastic anime smiley2
#2160tiny plastic apathetic lizardman3
#1442tiny plastic astronomer5
#1305tiny plastic baby gravy fairy14
#1515tiny plastic barrrnacle12
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#1176tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball15
#2198tiny plastic blooper3
#2217tiny plastic brainsweeper3
#1752tiny plastic briefcase bat4
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#2008tiny plastic cocoabo9
#1518tiny plastic coffee pixie12
#3174tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#1487tiny plastic cubist bull5
#1243tiny plastic demoninja6
#1362tiny plastic disco bandit4
#2158tiny plastic drunk goat3
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#1465tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus5
#1788tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker4
#1484tiny plastic fluffy bunny5
#2848tiny plastic fuzzy dice6
#1304tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick14
#2022tiny plastic ghuol whelp9
#1431tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers5
#2163tiny plastic goth giant3
#1039tiny plastic grue17
#1718tiny plastic handsome mariachi4
#2706tiny plastic hermit2
#1215tiny plastic howling balloon monkey15
#3268tiny plastic killer bee5
#2824tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box2
#1811tiny plastic leprechaun10
#2010tiny plastic levitating potato9
#2170tiny plastic lobsterfrogman3
#1630tiny plastic mosquito11
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#1485tiny plastic ninja snowman5
#1045tiny plastic pastamancer5
#2859tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime6
#1328tiny plastic sauceror4
#1226tiny plastic scary clown6
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1451tiny plastic senile lihc5
#1735tiny plastic smarmy pirate4
#1720tiny plastic spiny skelelton4
#1829tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton10
#2193tiny plastic spooky vampire3
#2015tiny plastic stab bat9
#2023tiny plastic star starfish9
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#1041tiny plastic sweet nutcracker9
#1741tiny plastic taco cat4
#2767tiny plastic topiary golem2
#1830tiny plastic turtle tamer3
#1770tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni4
#940tiny plastic warwelf8
#2107tiny plastic whitesnake3
#1474tiny plastic zmobie5
#575toast1,557
#2813unstable laser battery1
#933valuable trinket61
#930wussiness potion2

Wow, that's 2,419 items total!

what items are this player missing?