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| #540 | Black No. 2 | 5 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1840 | Daffy Taffy | 2 |
| #1000 | Meleegra™ pills | 2 |
| #597 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 5 |
| #606 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 35 |
| #353 | SPF 451 lip balm | 6 |
| #584 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 76 |
| #562 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #434 | adder bladder | 11 |
| #296 | all-purpose cleaner | 18 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #962 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #591 | can of spinach | 3 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #387 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 29 |
| #507 | fish-liver oil | 4 |
| #2777 | golden ring | 1 |
| #2543 | killing feather | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #681 | super-spiky hair gel | 60 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #1784 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #1811 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 10 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #651 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 15 |
| #492 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 19 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 2 |
| #1500 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #1487 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #1245 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
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| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #764 | tiny plastic The Man | 6 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #1793 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #1522 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #1442 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #1305 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #1515 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 12 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1176 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 15 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2217 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2008 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 12 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1487 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic demoninja | 6 |
| #1362 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #1788 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #1304 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 14 |
| #2022 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #1431 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #1039 | tiny plastic grue | 17 |
| #1718 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 15 |
| #3268 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #1811 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 10 |
| #2010 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #1630 | tiny plastic mosquito | 11 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #1045 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #1226 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1735 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #1720 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 10 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #2015 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #2023 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 9 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1770 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #940 | tiny plastic warwelf | 8 |
| #2107 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
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| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #933 | valuable trinket | 61 |
| #930 | wussiness potion | 2 |