| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #2032 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #138 | CRIMBCO mug | 111 |
| #107 | CRIMBCO scrip | 3,625 |
| #328 | CRIMBCO wine | 23 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #535 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #4 | Knob pasty | 700 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #369 | Workytime Tea | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #66 | burst hellseal brain | 210 |
| #485 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #703 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1466 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #1483 | canteen of wine | 4 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #882 | elven suicide capsule | 21 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #939 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #733 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1395 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #1830 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #622 | piece of wedding cake | 6 |
| #62 | shredded hellseal hide | 206 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #7 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 700 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #63 | torn hellseal sinew | 216 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1809 | useless powder | 2 |
| #1655 | yo-yo | 5 |