| #568 | ASCII shirt | 2 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #819 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 2 |
| #700 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 4 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin visor | 2 |
| #911 | Mad Train wine | 40 |
| #245 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 12 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #136 | Oil of Parrrlay | 25 |
| #520 | Orcish baseball cap | 4 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #723 | Ram's Face Lager | 6 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #556 | Supernova Champagne | 3 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #153 | asbestos apron | 9 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1194 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1060 | bar skin | 2 |
| #366 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #97 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #221 | beer helmet | 25 |
| #346 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #469 | black helmet | 3 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #623 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #305 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #681 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #267 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #434 | bronze breastplate | 2 |
| #93 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #716 | bum cheek | 7 |
| #192 | can of Swiller | 21 |
| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #769 | chef's hat | 4 |
| #253 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #559 | cold ninja mask | 3 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #460 | cornuthaum | 7 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #1527 | disco mask | 2 |
| #771 | draggin' ball hat | 2 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #774 | filthy knitted dread sack | 2 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #659 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #1074 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #171 | gloomy mushroom wine | 4 |
| #550 | goat beard | 5 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #92 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #717 | goth kid t-shirt | 3 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #259 | grungy flannel shirt | 2 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1589 | helmet turtle | 3 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #531 | leather mask | 5 |
| #468 | lihc face | 7 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #241 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #343 | maiden wig | 6 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #286 | melted Jell-o shot | 6 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #518 | moxie weed | 20 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1038 | pail | 6 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #675 | patchouli incense stick | 6 |
| #263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #101 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #1358 | ravioli hat | 2 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #763 | royal jelly | 2 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #749 | seal-skull helmet | 5 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #275 | shot of rotgut | 2 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #700 | smoky potion | 5 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #293 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 2 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #323 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #527 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #229 | thistle wine | 13 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #412 | twinkly powder | 3 |
| #609 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #489 | vampire collar | 2 |
| #2323 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #726 | viking helmet | 5 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #102 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |
| #81 | yak toupee | 1 |
| #119 | yak whip | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |