| #569 | ASCII shirt | 2 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #820 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 2 |
| #700 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 4 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin visor | 2 |
| #912 | Mad Train wine | 40 |
| #246 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 12 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #138 | Oil of Parrrlay | 25 |
| #520 | Orcish baseball cap | 4 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #726 | Ram's Face Lager | 6 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #555 | Supernova Champagne | 3 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #283 | ant rake | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #154 | asbestos apron | 9 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1058 | bar skin | 2 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #224 | beer helmet | 25 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #470 | black helmet | 3 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #456 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #307 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #266 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #433 | bronze breastplate | 2 |
| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #716 | bum cheek | 7 |
| #192 | can of Swiller | 21 |
| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #769 | chef's hat | 4 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #1284 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #558 | cold ninja mask | 3 |
| #748 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #461 | cornuthaum | 7 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #1533 | disco mask | 2 |
| #772 | draggin' ball hat | 2 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #775 | filthy knitted dread sack | 2 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #133 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #662 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #1079 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #170 | gloomy mushroom wine | 4 |
| #551 | goat beard | 5 |
| #846 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #94 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #719 | goth kid t-shirt | 3 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #260 | grungy flannel shirt | 2 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1595 | helmet turtle | 3 |
| #995 | herbs | 1 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #533 | leather mask | 5 |
| #469 | lihc face | 7 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #241 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #342 | maiden wig | 6 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #287 | melted Jell-o shot | 6 |
| #671 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #646 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #519 | moxie weed | 20 |
| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1040 | pail | 6 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #675 | patchouli incense stick | 6 |
| #264 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #100 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #1363 | ravioli hat | 2 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #763 | royal jelly | 2 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #755 | seal-skull helmet | 5 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #276 | shot of rotgut | 2 |
| #723 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #700 | smoky potion | 5 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #294 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 2 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #324 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #531 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #229 | thistle wine | 13 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #413 | twinkly powder | 3 |
| #609 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #489 | vampire collar | 2 |
| #2320 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #727 | viking helmet | 5 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #815 | windchimes | 1 |
| #102 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #596 | wool hat | 1 |
| #554 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |
| #80 | yak toupee | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |