| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #609 | Imp Ale | 196 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #128 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 70 |
| #53 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 2 |
| #22 | Spam Witch sammich | 4,161 |
| #15 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 8,927 |
| #20 | Trollhouse cookies | 8,029 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #45 | Valentine | 1,337 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #119 | Yummy Tummy bean | 2,006 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #5938 | badass belt | 3 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #4836 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #840 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #38 | cog and sprocket assembly | 73 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #578 | disco ball | 47 |
| #656 | disco mask | 32 |
| #54 | disturbing fanfic | 6,818 |
| #3661 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #12 | meat vortex | 12,349 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #32 | oyster basket | 789 |
| #1040 | pail | 6 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #8 | pr0n legs | 8,190 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #190 | tap shoes | 10 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1319 | vinegar | 7 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #554 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1042 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |