| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #605 | Imp Ale | 196 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #128 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 70 |
| #53 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 2 |
| #22 | Spam Witch sammich | 4,161 |
| #15 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 8,927 |
| #20 | Trollhouse cookies | 8,029 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #45 | Valentine | 1,337 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #119 | Yummy Tummy bean | 2,006 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #5943 | badass belt | 3 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3683 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #4830 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #840 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #38 | cog and sprocket assembly | 73 |
| #199 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #574 | disco ball | 47 |
| #651 | disco mask | 32 |
| #54 | disturbing fanfic | 6,818 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #108 | herb brownies | 386 |
| #273 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #12 | meat vortex | 12,349 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #32 | oyster basket | 789 |
| #1038 | pail | 6 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #8 | pr0n legs | 8,190 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #190 | tap shoes | 10 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1320 | vinegar | 7 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |