| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #14 | black belt | 14 |
| #2625 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #455 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #1650 | disco ball | 2 |
| #1533 | disco mask | 2 |
| #374 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #367 | enormous hoop earring | 2 |
| #714 | fancy bath salts | 4 |
| #800 | filthy corduroys | 2 |
| #775 | filthy knitted dread sack | 2 |
| #256 | fish-liver oil | 50 |
| #2319 | golden ring | 20 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #575 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #1581 | killing feather | 30 |
| #2757 | laser-broiled pear | 5 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1463 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #612 | oversized fish scaler | 8 |
| #1721 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #280 | poultrygeist | 2 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1011 | robotronic egg | 27 |
| #1796 | sawblade fragment | 30 |
| #894 | spooky shrunken head | 3 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2066 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |