| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #14 | black belt | 14 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #452 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #1643 | disco ball | 2 |
| #1527 | disco mask | 2 |
| #373 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #365 | enormous hoop earring | 2 |
| #712 | fancy bath salts | 4 |
| #797 | filthy corduroys | 2 |
| #773 | filthy knitted dread sack | 2 |
| #254 | fish-liver oil | 50 |
| #2321 | golden ring | 20 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #1582 | killing feather | 30 |
| #2759 | laser-broiled pear | 5 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1462 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #614 | oversized fish scaler | 8 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #281 | poultrygeist | 2 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1009 | robotronic egg | 27 |
| #1796 | sawblade fragment | 30 |
| #895 | spooky shrunken head | 3 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |