The_Holy_Fonz

RankItemQuantity
#165Alewifeâ„¢ Ale8
#287Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler9
#38Barulio's bottle19
#57Black Hole1
#27Blackfly Chardonnay891
#267Blood Light15
#267Bone's Farm "wine"7
#64Buttery Knob1
#94CRIMBCO wine68
#58CSA cheerfulness ration177
#73CSA scoutmaster's "water"196
#83Candicaine1
#66Candy Alexander1
#62Cinco Mayo Lager5
#94Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau11
#6Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket2,372
#6Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket2,438
#26Corpse Island iced tea117
#74Crimbojito4
#41Divine35
#52Doublepunchplanter1
#84Drac & Tan1
#81Dump Truck1
#47Earth and Firewater1
🥉Earth, Wind and Firewater188
#143Ecto-Cooler8
#14Fantasma en la Máquina214
#64Flaming Caipiranha1
#24Flaming Knob9
#77Flaming Mohobo1
#369Frosty's frosty mug4
#8General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket2,128
#93Gets-You-Drunk1
#46Go-Wassail497
#38Gordon Bennett31
#67Grasshopper1
#36Green Burlap3
#77Green Giant1
#59Green Velvet1
#48Haymaker1
#390Hodgman's blanket3
#52Hundred Headed IPA4
#79Ice Island Long Tea1
#98Imp Ale2,709
#61Jackhammer1
#13La Fantasma y La Oscuridad206
#58Mad Train wine2,646
#28Mae West86
#116McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade14
#25Mon Tiki110
#57More Humanitini than Humanitini1
#93Morlock's Mark Bourbon1
#23Morto Moreto15
#66Murderer's Punch2
#36Neuromancer61
#79New Zealand iced tea172
🥈Oh, the Humanitini409
#88Oreille Divisée brandy2
#84Paint A Vulgar Pitcher1
🥉Plague of Locusts190
#9Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket2,058
#48Ram's Face Lager2,106
#13Rompedores de Fantasmas204
#114Russian Ice1
#58Sacramento wine12
#16Sangria de Menthe12
#106Schrödinger's thermos339
#40Shot of the Living Dead7
#162Silver Bullet beer15
#6Sizzling Sinner29
#51Slippery Knob1
#25Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire12
#64Suffering Sinner1
#6Supernova Champagne11,054
#76Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita239
#98Temps Tempranillo1
#40Tequiz Navidad5
#299The Cooler Out of Space8
#76Thriller Ice1
#30White Hyborian14
#64Zoodriver2
#10a little sump'm sump'm799
#34accidental cider151
#32around the world209
#77artisanal limoncello13
#75backwoods screwdriver30
#109bark rootbeer6
#18barrel-aged martini390
#141beertini16
#88berry-infused sake1
#94bilge wine429
#109black & tan49
#51blended frozen swill8
#198blended frozen swill with a fly in it1
#162bloody beer190
#18boilermaker231
#23bone aperitif16
#11bottle of Amontillado398
#7bottle of Ooze-O267
#128bottle of Pinot Renoir13
#447bottle of alcohol4
#35bottle of cooking sherry130
#63bottle of drinkin' gas2
#115bottle of laundry sherry2
#35bottle of peppermint schnapps7
#40bottle of popskull126
#80bottle of realpagne8
#388bottle of single-barrel whiskey3
#156bottle of wine1
#68breaded beer6
#161bucket of wine1
#161bungle in the jungle9
#65calle de miel36
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#61can of Brütalbräu1
#15can of Swiller534
#436canteen of wine63
#62carrot claret1
#36cheap cigar butt121
#55citrus-infused sake2
#115cool mushroom wine2
#28corpse on the beach110
#46corpsedriver82
#37corpsetini101
#130cranberry schnapps4
#264cream stout11
#26cruelty-free wine397
#125crystal skeleton vodka1
#91cup of primitive beer50
#107cursed bottle of black-label rum18
#96cursed bottle of rum24
#139day-old beer1
#180decanter of fine Scotch1
#195discocktail20
#35distilled fortified wine84
#313divine champagne flute19
#82dry vodka martini7
#108ducha de oro18
#196dusty bottle of Marsala113
#144dusty bottle of Merlot167
#142dusty bottle of Muscat164
#201dusty bottle of Pinot Noir120
#172dusty bottle of Port152
#204dusty bottle of Zinfandel101
#14eggnog1,699
#39eighth plague2
#156electric snakebite1
#36elven cellocello161
#296elven moonshine40
#100elven squeeze76
#82especially salty dog8
#24expensive champagne5
#90expired bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#117extra-spicy bloody mary60
#180fine wine50
#34firemilk14
#61flaming mushroom wine8
#29flat cider4
#168flat mushroom wine1
#98flute of flat champagne176
#30fruity girl swill17
#28fuzzbump214
#398giant glass of brandy1
#55gibson11
#63gimlet18
#320gin-soaked blotter paper1
#92glass of herbal tequila28
#268gloomy mushroom wine2
#706green beer15
#241green drunki-bear1
#28grog120
#40herringcello152
#70horizontal tango45
#100ice stein4
#1543ice-cold Sir Schlitz4
#507ice-cold Willer77
#123ice-cold fotie549
#66ice-cold six-pack432
#63icy mushroom wine6
#412jar of fermented pickle juice4
#108jar of squeeze8
#203kamicorpse-ee1
#82knob mushroom wine2
#63knoll mushroom wine4
#29legitimate business on the beach165
#31lumbering jack20
#13mandarina colada207
#235mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#44marshmallow flambé9
#73melon-infused sake1
#19melted Jell-o shot546
#155moonberry wine cooler1
#60mulled cider35
🥉nanite-infested eggnog1,605
#51non-aged vinegar74
#23ocean motion217
#278oily mushroom wine1
#104old-fashioned9
#91oozenog26
#146overpriced "imported" beer1
#144painting of a glass of wine2
#20papaya sling173
#144papaya slung14
#64pebblebräu2
#50perpendicular hula67
#236perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#19pink pony802
#136plain old beer1
#20plastic cup of beer117
#11plastic cup of flat beer20
#142plum wine3
#196pointy mushroom wine1
#131premium malt liquor4
#30prussian cathouse85
#115pumpkin beer8
#218purple corpsel1
#222red drunki-bear1
#39redrum91
#39ridiculous cocktail33
#113rockin' wagon22
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#133roll in the hay40
#45rum and cola58
#72salacious lychee chuhai1
#131salinated mint julep5
#104salty slug19
#185sangria4
#14scotch on the rocks110
#44sham champagne12
#12shot of blackberry schnapps444
#38shot of flower schnapps70
#12shot of grapefruit schnapps1,464
#107shot of mescal22
#139shot of nepenthe schnapps4
#12shot of orange schnapps1,443
#134shot of peach schnapps2
#118shot of pear schnapps2
#142shot of rotgut9
#9shot of tomato schnapps1,555
#99slap and tickle55
#150slimy fermented bile bladder107
#90slip 'n' slide39
#38snifter of thoroughly aged brandy1,525
#97soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini1
#25soy cordial11
#33soyburger juice12
#6spooky eggnog1,599
#107spooky mushroom wine4
#251stinky mushroom wine1
#411strawberry daiquiri5
#30tangarita44
#118tankard of ale17
#7teqiwila slammer242
#58tequila with training wheels29
#30thermos full of Knob coffee43
#20thistle wine413
#999tiny bottle of absinthe1
#79tobiko-infused sake2
#147tomato daiquiri11
#75tropical swill3
#135unidentified drink5
#43vodka and cranberry56
#48vodka gibson6
#28vodka stratocaster73
#86water purification pills204
#21whiskey and cola177
#125whiskey in a broken glass17
#79white Canadian55
#119white Xanadian4
#51white lightning612
#85white wine1
#39yellow brick road52
#229yellow drunki-bear1

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