| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| 🥇 | Nog-on-the-Cob | 29 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 2 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #290 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 5 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #579 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 3 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #699 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 2 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #324 | Summer Nights | 4 |
| #410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | barrel-aged eggnog | 24 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #93 | bottle of goofballs | 209 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #407 | box of sunshine | 922 |
| #416 | comfy coffin | 3 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| 🥇 | eggnog | 101,471 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #296 | filth-encrusted futon | 3 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | gamma nog | 14,846 |
| 🥇 | green eggnog | 315 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| 🥈 | haunted eggnog | 2,662 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #354 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 4 |
| #139 | magical pony: Uniquity | 20 |
| #11 | nanite-infested eggnog | 747 |
| #47 | neg grog | 1 |
| #5 | oozenog | 224 |
| #242 | panhandle panhandling hat | 6 |
| 🥇 | robin nog | 7,556 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #4 | spiritual eggnog | 119 |
| 🥇 | spooky eggnog | 11,907 |
| #486 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #483 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| 🥇 | tiny plastic nog lab | 50 |
| #5 | transparent nog | 51 |