| #786 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #730 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| 🥇 | Nog-on-the-Cob | 29 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #568 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 2 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #291 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 5 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #579 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 3 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #699 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 2 |
| #494 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #325 | Summer Nights | 4 |
| #409 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #613 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | barrel-aged eggnog | 24 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #94 | bottle of goofballs | 209 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #408 | box of sunshine | 922 |
| #415 | comfy coffin | 3 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #503 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| 🥇 | eggnog | 101,471 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #296 | filth-encrusted futon | 3 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | gamma nog | 14,846 |
| 🥇 | green eggnog | 315 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| 🥉 | haunted eggnog | 2,662 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #359 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 4 |
| #143 | magical pony: Uniquity | 20 |
| #11 | nanite-infested eggnog | 747 |
| #47 | neg grog | 1 |
| #5 | oozenog | 224 |
| #243 | panhandle panhandling hat | 6 |
| 🥇 | robin nog | 7,556 |
| 🥉 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #4 | spiritual eggnog | 119 |
| 🥇 | spooky eggnog | 11,907 |
| #487 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| 🥇 | tiny plastic nog lab | 50 |
| #4 | transparent nog | 51 |