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| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #629 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #253 | ancient frozen dinner | 9 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #267 | antique packet of ketchup | 5 |
| #678 | arrrgyle socks | 2 |
| #275 | awful poetry journal | 550 |
| #389 | balloon monkey | 4 |
| #252 | banana-frosted king cake | 11 |
| #287 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #79 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #1206 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #175 | bit-o-cactus | 24 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| #414 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #443 | cactus fruit | 2 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #74 | cup of infinite pencils | 16 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #431 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #1356 | defective skull | 2 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #572 | dried face | 3 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #196 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #17 | dusty left eighth rib | 28 |
| #183 | dusty left fibula | 2 |
| #191 | dusty left seventh rib | 2 |
| #197 | dusty left sixth rib | 2 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #202 | dusty right fourth rib | 2 |
| #188 | dusty right sixth rib | 2 |
| #187 | dusty right third rib | 2 |
| #189 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #198 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #547 | filthy lucre | 69 |
| #109 | foam noodle | 11 |
| #348 | fricasseed brains | 2 |
| #136 | frozen Mob Penguin | 17 |
| #142 | giant cactus quill | 7 |
| #209 | handful of pine needles | 36 |
| #405 | handful of sawdust | 7 |
| #167 | heavy D | 831 |
| #182 | inflatable duck | 10 |
| #102 | ketchup | 4 |
| #910 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #331 | lucky bottlecap | 4 |
| #1322 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #463 | nanofiber cloth | 11 |
| #226 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #93 | pirate skull | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #211 | potted cactus | 32 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #207 | right half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #76 | shimmering rainbow sand | 9 |
| #843 | skeleton bone | 17 |
| #367 | squashed frog | 30 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #421 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #672 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1720 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #404 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 38 |
| #856 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 9 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #505 | tiny plastic taco cat | 14 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #456 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |