| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #391 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #70 | manly bloomers | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #56 | square sponge pants | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #111 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #108 | yakskin pants | 1 |