| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #374 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #395 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #71 | manly bloomers | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #57 | square sponge pants | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #110 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #810 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #106 | yakskin pants | 1 |