tardboy

RankItemQuantity
#2231Ancient Saucehelm1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#3602Crown of the Goblin King2
#723Lucky Surprise Egg1
#695Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#614Mob Penguin protection contract1
#161Penultimate Fantasy chest225
#2521Rock Pops2
#648Rock and Roll Legend1
#61Time Juice8
#1460Valentine7
#22amulet of extreme plot significance1,337
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#7429badass belt1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#1902black striped oyster egg2
#2555blue paisley oyster egg1
#2409blue plastic oyster egg1
#1244blue polka-dot oyster egg3
#1368blue striped oyster egg3
#143bow staff1
#151bowlegged pants1
#135bowler1
#180box-in-the-box-in-the-box1
#840can of Red Minotaur2
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#74detective skull2
#5139easter egg balloon1
#27fizzy potion743
#20gourd potion1
#917green beer10
#374ice-cold Sir Schlitz360
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#1590lavender plastic oyster egg2
#1286lavender polka-dot oyster egg2
#1767lavender striped oyster egg1
#735magical ice cubes15
#1984mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2253mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1261mauve polka-dot oyster egg2
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#107misfit hobby horse1
#876off-white paisley oyster egg2
#1825off-white plastic oyster egg2
#1207off-white polka-dot oyster egg2
#761off-white striped oyster egg3
#329ointment of the occult1
#1889oyster basket1
🥉pagoda plans1
#176papaya171
#1233pickle-flavored chewing gum1
#920puce paisley oyster egg3
#1422puce plastic oyster egg2
#756puce polka-dot oyster egg5
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#1515red paisley oyster egg2
#1842red plastic oyster egg2
#1458red polka-dot oyster egg2
#1079red striped oyster egg2
#261scroll of drastic healing324
#116soft green echo eyedrop antidote1,337
#1388spectral pickle1
#266spider web213
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#524sweet ninja sword1
#219third-hand nunchaku1
#651tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#1096tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf7
#963tiny plastic Axe Wound8
#1176tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth4
#506tiny plastic Beelzebozo9
#747tiny plastic Black Knight10
#517tiny plastic Bonerdagon9
#1150tiny plastic Boss Bat4
#996tiny plastic Cheshire bat18
#620tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#616tiny plastic Crimbo elf16
#710tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer14
#420tiny plastic Crimbo wreath8
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#636tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#79tiny plastic Dr. Awkward1
#85tiny plastic Ed the Undying1
#782tiny plastic Felonia6
#649tiny plastic G Imp11
#935tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser8
#661tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester11
#667tiny plastic Hellion11
#1470tiny plastic Iiti Kitty5
#739tiny plastic Knob Goblin King6
#2197tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter3
#539tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl13
#937tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist8
#821tiny plastic Knott Yeti9
#1045tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy7
#1771tiny plastic Protagonist4
#905tiny plastic Spam Witch8
#822tiny plastic Spunky Princess9
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#570tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski8
#915tiny plastic The Man5
#1473tiny plastic Trouser Snake5
#592tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo6
#940tiny plastic XXX pr0n8
#510tiny plastic accordion thief9
#737tiny plastic angry bugbear10
#712tiny plastic angry goat24
#2194tiny plastic anime smiley3
#836tiny plastic apathetic lizardman9
#1243tiny plastic astronomer6
#1063tiny plastic baby gravy fairy17
#677tiny plastic barrrnacle25
#645tiny plastic beanbat11
#549tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar8
#828tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball21
#492tiny plastic blooper14
#925tiny plastic brainsweeper8
#594tiny plastic briefcase bat12
#917tiny plastic cocoabo19
#874tiny plastic coffee pixie20
#505tiny plastic conservationist hippy9
#594tiny plastic cubist bull12
#580tiny plastic demoninja12
#1363tiny plastic disco bandit4
#1760tiny plastic drunk goat4
#1740tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus4
#948tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker8
#945tiny plastic fluffy bunny8
#2152tiny plastic fruit golem3
#1148tiny plastic fuzzy dice16
#1305tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick14
#1127tiny plastic ghuol whelp16
#906tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers8
#953tiny plastic goth giant8
#1040tiny plastic grue17
#1053tiny plastic handsome mariachi7
#1834tiny plastic hermit3
#862tiny plastic howling balloon monkey21
#1277tiny plastic killer bee14
#604tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box12
#720tiny plastic leprechaun24
#939tiny plastic levitating potato19
#1071tiny plastic lobsterfrogman7
#836tiny plastic mosquito21
#779tiny plastic ninja snowman10
#480tiny plastic pastamancer9
#865tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime20
#327tiny plastic sauceror12
#1465tiny plastic scary clown5
#1033tiny plastic seal clubber5
#1217tiny plastic senile lihc6
#501tiny plastic smarmy pirate14
#492tiny plastic spiny skelelton14
#537tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton30
#2194tiny plastic spooky vampire3
#951tiny plastic stab bat19
#812tiny plastic star starfish21
#585tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#330tiny plastic sweet nutcracker27
#955tiny plastic taco cat8
#1728tiny plastic topiary golem4
#637tiny plastic turtle tamer8
#662tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni11
#533tiny plastic warwelf13
#640tiny plastic whitesnake11
#590tiny plastic zmobie12
#129valuable trinket772
#891viking helmet2
#1437vinegar4
#1801yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2051yellow plastic oyster egg2
#1329yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1062yellow striped oyster egg2
#459yeti fur256

Wow, that's 6,891 items total!

what items are this player missing?