| 🥈 | 1-ball | 9,779 |
| 🥉 | 2-ball | 8,085 |
| 🥉 | 3-ball | 7,783 |
| 🥉 | 4-ball | 8,430 |
| #5 | 5-ball | 5,904 |
| #8 | 6-ball | 4,730 |
| #4 | 7-ball | 9,865 |
| #13 | 8-ball | 16,713 |
| #6 | 9-ball | 723 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Arrow (+1) | 910,011 |
| #41 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 1 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 2 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 2 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 2 |
| 🥉 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 2 |
| 🥉 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 2 |
| #46 | Camp Scout backpack | 1 |
| 🥇 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 3 |
| #119 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #54 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #56 | Chester's moustache | 2 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 2 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 3 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 3 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 3 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #65 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #58 | Frosty's nailbat | 2 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's harmonica | 2 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #51 | McHugeLarge deluxe ski set | 1 |
| #7 | Monster Manuel | 1 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #64 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 2 |
| #94 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #34 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 2 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #61 | Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 2 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 3 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 2 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #29 | Zombo's shield | 3 |
| #23 | Zombo's skull ring | 2 |
| #51 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| 🥉 | alien source code printout (used) | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #71 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #80 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #67 | boxed Sept-Ember Censer | 1 |
| #70 | boxed bat wings | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| 🥈 | cube of billiard chalk | 885 |
| #81 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #27 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #31 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| 🥇 | felt | 24,885 |
| 🥇 | government-issued eyeshade | 1 |
| 🥇 | government-issued necktie | 1 |
| 🥇 | government-issued slacks | 1 |
| #6 | handful of hand chalk | 26,498 |
| 🥉 | ivory cue ball | 155 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #182 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 14 |
| #287 | magical pony: Pearjack | 5 |
| #229 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 9 |
| #215 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 9 |
| #217 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 9 |
| #212 | magical pony: Uniquity | 9 |
| #56 | mini kiwi egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | mini-martini | 11,270 |
| #66 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #70 | packaged Roman Candelabra | 1 |
| #56 | peace turkey outline | 1 |
| 🥈 | pool cue | 13,114 |
| 🥇 | pool shark hair oil | 26,555 |
| 🥇 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 2 |
| 🥇 | record of menacing silence (used) | 2 |
| 🥇 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |