| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #38 | London frog | 1 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| 🥉 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 4,504 |
| #22 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 12 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #52 | R'lyeh | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #670 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 3 |
| #439 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 110 |
| 🥉 | The Imploded World | 18 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #19 | Young Man's Cargo Load | 1 |
| #120 | Zim Merman's guitar | 6 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #25 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 2 |
| #310 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 6 |
| #50 | bottle of gregnadigne | 1 |
| #5 | bread pie | 36,000 |
| #14 | bubbling tempura batter | 115 |
| #23 | buffalo dime | 30 |
| #20 | burnt stick | 1 |
| #17 | campfire smoke | 1 |
| #851 | canteen of wine | 24 |
| #12 | chocolate pocketwatch | 1 |
| #25 | chocolate puppy | 1 |
| 🥉 | clear Russian | 46,000 |
| #168 | colorful plastic ball | 318 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #35 | counterfeit city | 1 |
| #298 | cranberries | 97 |
| #52 | cranberry cordial | 15 |
| #13 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1,000 |
| #335 | cream pie | 2 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #85 | elemental caipiroska | 1 |
| #92 | elven magi-pack | 77 |
| #97 | elven medi-pack | 85 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #22 | fudge bunny | 33 |
| #7 | gingerbread trousers | 3 |
| #29 | globe of Deep Sauce | 26 |
| #30 | great old fashioned | 1 |
| #9 | hemlock helm | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #20 | knob ka-bobs | 165 |
| #55 | moreltini | 1 |
| #4 | non-Euclidean angle | 38 |
| #27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #13 | primitive alien mask | 1 |
| 🥉 | purpleheart "pants" | 4 |
| #31 | rockfish stomach | 76 |
| #23 | rocky road ice cream | 3 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #117 | sea blueberry | 8 |
| #27 | sea honeydew | 18 |
| #26 | sea lychee | 21 |
| #111 | sea persimmon | 9 |
| #32 | sea tangelo | 15 |
| #7 | shot of peach schnapps | 150 |
| #8 | shot of pear schnapps | 150 |
| #44 | shroomtini | 1 |
| #12 | snailmail hauberk | 3 |
| #27 | soilzerac | 1 |
| #50 | space beast fur | 11 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #12 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1,000 |
| 🥈 | super-sweet boom box | 3 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #164 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 51 |
| #154 | tambourine | 4 |
| #380 | tambourine bells | 10 |
| #229 | tap shoes | 7 |
| #335 | tarrrnish charrrm | 6 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #50 | tassel | 48 |
| #45 | tasty louse | 56 |
| #112 | tawdry amethyst | 11 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #157 | vampire collar | 13 |
| #244 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #48 | velcro ore | 12 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1268 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #812 | viking helmet | 3 |
| #71 | vinyl ore | 6 |
| #370 | volcanic ash | 9 |
| #391 | voodoo snuff | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #4 | wormwood wedding ring | 1 |
| #243 | yak skin | 3 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |