| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #38 | London frog | 1 |
| #24 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| š„ | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 4,792 |
| #23 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 12 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #52 | R'lyeh | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #670 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 3 |
| #440 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 110 |
| š„ | The Imploded World | 18 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| š„ | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #115 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #348 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #19 | Young Man's Cargo Load | 1 |
| #121 | Zim Merman's guitar | 6 |
| #659 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #25 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 2 |
| #309 | Zu MannkƤse Dienen | 6 |
| #51 | bottle of gregnadigne | 1 |
| #5 | bread pie | 36,000 |
| #14 | bubbling tempura batter | 115 |
| #23 | buffalo dime | 30 |
| #21 | burnt stick | 1 |
| #17 | campfire smoke | 1 |
| #849 | canteen of wine | 24 |
| #12 | chocolate pocketwatch | 1 |
| #25 | chocolate puppy | 1 |
| #4 | clear Russian | 46,000 |
| #168 | colorful plastic ball | 318 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #37 | counterfeit city | 1 |
| #298 | cranberries | 97 |
| #53 | cranberry cordial | 15 |
| #13 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1,000 |
| #335 | cream pie | 2 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #88 | elemental caipiroska | 1 |
| #92 | elven magi-pack | 77 |
| #97 | elven medi-pack | 85 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #21 | fudge bunny | 33 |
| #7 | gingerbread trousers | 3 |
| #29 | globe of Deep Sauce | 26 |
| #32 | great old fashioned | 1 |
| #9 | hemlock helm | 1 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #21 | knob ka-bobs | 165 |
| #57 | moreltini | 1 |
| #5 | non-Euclidean angle | 38 |
| #27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #13 | primitive alien mask | 1 |
| š„ | purpleheart "pants" | 4 |
| #31 | rockfish stomach | 76 |
| #23 | rocky road ice cream | 3 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #119 | sea blueberry | 8 |
| #28 | sea honeydew | 18 |
| #27 | sea lychee | 21 |
| #113 | sea persimmon | 9 |
| #33 | sea tangelo | 15 |
| #7 | shot of peach schnapps | 150 |
| #8 | shot of pear schnapps | 150 |
| #43 | shroomtini | 1 |
| #13 | snailmail hauberk | 3 |
| #27 | soilzerac | 1 |
| #51 | space beast fur | 11 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #12 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1,000 |
| š„ | super-sweet boom box | 3 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #166 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 51 |
| #155 | tambourine | 4 |
| #379 | tambourine bells | 10 |
| #230 | tap shoes | 7 |
| #335 | tarrrnish charrrm | 6 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #50 | tassel | 48 |
| #45 | tasty louse | 56 |
| #114 | tawdry amethyst | 11 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #157 | vampire collar | 13 |
| #245 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #49 | velcro ore | 12 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1266 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #814 | viking helmet | 3 |
| #73 | vinyl ore | 6 |
| #370 | volcanic ash | 9 |
| #391 | voodoo snuff | 3 |
| š„ | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #4 | wormwood wedding ring | 1 |
| #243 | yak skin | 3 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |