| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #126 | Van der Graaf helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #1365 | brick | 15 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #15 | cheap plastic kazoo | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #56 | coffee pixie stick | 1 |
| #65 | das boot | 2 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #111 | electric crutch | 1 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #906 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #148 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #770 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #304 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #64 | finger cuffs | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #122 | giant clay ashtray | 1 |
| #14 | googly-ball hat | 1 |
| #6 | googly-heart hat | 1 |
| #11 | googly-star hat | 1 |
| #177 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #174 | heart necklace | 30 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #60 | ice skate doll | 1 |
| #13 | inflatable baseball bat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #49 | little parachute guy | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #139 | orange leather lanyard | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #160 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #18 | plastic spider ring | 1 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #16 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #16 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #12 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #52 | roller skate doll | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #301 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #180 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #420 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #37 | superduperball | 1 |
| #167 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #289 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #438 | wad of cotton | 6 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |