| #141 | Ent cider | 100 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #350 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 60 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #18 | astral badger | 3 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #227 | broken cellular phone | 19 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #498 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 13 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #996 | felt | 9 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #1244 | googly eye | 8 |
| #1416 | green beer | 4 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #355 | iron pasta spoon | 18 |
| #1114 | kite | 5 |
| #602 | kneecapping stick | 19 |
| #680 | length of string | 16 |
| #499 | mafia aria | 45 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #525 | scroll of pasta summoning | 21 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1586 | string of blue beads | 5 |
| #1869 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #1467 | string of red beads | 6 |
| #1102 | stuffed doppelshifter | 9 |
| #1137 | stuffing | 7 |
| #396 | support cummerbund | 17 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 17 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #849 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 6 |
| #842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 21 |
| #595 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 28 |
| #674 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 25 |
| #800 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 6 |
| #1103 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 16 |
| #962 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 18 |
| #1269 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 14 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #931 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 19 |
| #652 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 26 |
| #784 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 22 |
| #709 | tiny plastic grue | 24 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #1006 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 18 |
| #740 | tiny plastic killer bee | 23 |
| #949 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 19 |
| #937 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 19 |
| #889 | tiny plastic mosquito | 20 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #862 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 20 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1030 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #932 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 19 |
| #765 | tiny plastic stab bat | 23 |
| #1383 | tiny plastic star starfish | 13 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #846 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #387 | tires | 17 |
| #1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #477 | tortoise's blessing | 3 |
| #907 | toy wheel | 9 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #264 | wooden block | 11 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1164 | yo-yo | 13 |