| #138 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 13 |
| #572 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #32 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 3 |
| #199 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 5 |
| #157 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 5 |
| #19 | C.H.U.M. chum | 130 |
| #163 | C.H.U.M. knife | 6 |
| #23 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 5 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #186 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 2 |
| #189 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #37 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 55 |
| #65 | Frogade | 11 |
| #697 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #248 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #324 | Hodgman's blanket | 4 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #63 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 2 |
| #250 | Kissin' Cousins | 4 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #101 | Let Me Be! | 10 |
| #126 | Maxing, Relaxing | 7 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #263 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 5 |
| #627 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #409 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #41 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 2 |
| #129 | Travels with Jerry | 7 |
| #82 | banana smoothie | 11 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #351 | black eyedrops | 2 |
| #462 | black snowcone | 6 |
| #173 | blue snowcone | 109 |
| #269 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 4 |
| #6 | bottle of Ooze-O | 277 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #15 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 315 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #446 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #187 | comfy coffin | 6 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #315 | corncob pipe | 4 |
| #306 | cup of infinite pencils | 4 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #62 | deadly lampshade | 11 |
| #34 | decaying goldfish liver | 191 |
| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
| #225 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #66 | divine champagne popper | 219 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #744 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #67 | eyedrops of newt | 11 |
| #226 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #129 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 1 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #339 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #444 | frayed rope belt | 2 |
| #158 | freezin' bindle | 4 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #209 | frozen banquet | 11 |
| #33 | gator skin | 200 |
| #5 | gatorskin umbrella | 183 |
| #74 | glimmering raven feather | 1 |
| #344 | green candy heart | 61 |
| #304 | green snowcone | 55 |
| #475 | hair spray | 5 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #697 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #546 | lavender candy heart | 20 |
| #935 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #14 | lotion of coldness | 157 |
| #19 | lotion of hotness | 143 |
| #15 | lotion of sleaziness | 142 |
| #17 | lotion of spookiness | 146 |
| #16 | lotion of stench | 144 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #4 | oil of oiliness | 560 |
| #185 | oil of slipperiness | 2 |
| #180 | oil of stability | 2 |
| #269 | ointment of the occult | 2 |
| #435 | orange candy heart | 54 |
| #312 | orange snowcone | 62 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #170 | papotion of papower | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #179 | pink candy heart | 211 |
| #42 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 99 |
| #364 | purple snowcone | 46 |
| #285 | red snowcone | 75 |
| #230 | ring of conflict | 2 |
| #66 | salamander slurry | 11 |
| #350 | serum of sarcasm | 2 |
| #269 | sewer nuggets | 78 |
| #11 | sewer wad | 450 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #159 | spooky bindle | 6 |
| #132 | stained mattress | 7 |
| #98 | stinkin' bindle | 6 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1239 | super-spiky hair gel | 2 |
| #23 | tattered scrap of paper | 723 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #441 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #7 | unfortunate dumplings | 103 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #330 | white candy heart | 88 |
| #395 | yellow candy heart | 95 |