| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #47 | bad penguin egg | 2 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1014 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1633 | fake hand | 2 |
| #512 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #539 | green glowstick | 3 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #224 | magical mystery juice | 70 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #154 | radium-flavored potato chips | 441 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #27 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 569 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2,448 |
| #15 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1,833 |
| #12 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3,428 |
| #13 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3,288 |
| #44 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 305 |
| #1112 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 16 |
| #10 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3,741 |
| #17 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1,870 |
| #11 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3,254 |
| #20 | tiny plastic grue | 1,699 |
| #20 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1,467 |
| #12 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2,909 |
| #41 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 449 |
| #9 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2,896 |
| #11 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3,067 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #33 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 676 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #14 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2,604 |
| #11 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2,651 |
| #12 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2,591 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1003 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| #264 | worthless gewgaw | 24 |
| #276 | worthless knick-knack | 30 |
| #189 | worthless trinket | 33 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |