| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #856 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1791 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 13 |
| #555 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #966 | bottle of gin | 5 |
| #1255 | bottle of rum | 5 |
| #915 | bottle of vodka | 5 |
| #1147 | bottle of whiskey | 5 |
| #378 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 2 |
| #364 | carbonated water lily | 9 |
| #236 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #1682 | green beer | 2 |
| #241 | rat appendix | 49 |
| #273 | stick of "gum" | 7 |