| #73 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #162 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #357 | bätzle | 1 |
| #222 | banana-frosted king cake | 12 |
| #305 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #228 | bat haggis | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #170 | beholed bedsheet | 5 |
| #224 | big boom | 6 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #25 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 23 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #452 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #250 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #50 | brown plastic baby | 15 |
| #66 | bubblewrap crossbow | 1 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #380 | delicious salad | 150 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #122 | fancy canapés | 4 |
| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
| #164 | giant glass of brandy | 3 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #131 | goblin autoblowgun | 2 |
| #79 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #92 | hand grenegg | 2 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #142 | invisible bag | 6 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #586 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #197 | neurostim pill | 1 |
| #81 | one-winged stab bat | 1 |
| #377 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #227 | physiostim pill | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #445 | pulsing flesh | 8 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #73 | rainbow bomb | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #344 | rigid carapace | 11 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #378 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #346 | stick of dynamite | 5 |
| #708 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 18 |
| #608 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #227 | thermos of brew | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #301 | twitching claw | 13 |
| #346 | unstable DNA | 149 |
| #1341 | unstable laser battery | 39 |
| #2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #937 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #22 | witch hat | 22 |