| #70 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| đĽ | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #189 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra⢠pills | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #358 | bätzle | 1 |
| #222 | banana-frosted king cake | 12 |
| #306 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #231 | bat haggis | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #172 | beholed bedsheet | 5 |
| #225 | big boom | 6 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #25 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 23 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #455 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #247 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #51 | brown plastic baby | 15 |
| #66 | bubblewrap crossbow | 1 |
| #858 | candy brain | 1 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #380 | delicious salad | 150 |
| #618 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #122 | fancy canapĂŠs | 4 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #164 | giant glass of brandy | 3 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #132 | goblin autoblowgun | 2 |
| #80 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #92 | hand grenegg | 2 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #144 | invisible bag | 6 |
| #2060 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #646 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #198 | neurostim pill | 1 |
| #81 | one-winged stab bat | 1 |
| #379 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #264 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #225 | physiostim pill | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #444 | pulsing flesh | 8 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #73 | rainbow bomb | 1 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #344 | rigid carapace | 11 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #380 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #347 | stick of dynamite | 5 |
| #709 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 18 |
| #610 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #226 | thermos of brew | 2 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #301 | twitching claw | 13 |
| #346 | unstable DNA | 149 |
| #1340 | unstable laser battery | 39 |
| #2081 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #939 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #22 | witch hat | 22 |