| #70 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #1109 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1165 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #587 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1012 | doll house | 3 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #459 | dusty Crimbo crate | 24 |
| #76 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #112 | golden plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #707 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #646 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #987 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #772 | shingle | 1 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #899 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 12 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1058 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |