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| #1050 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1778 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #63 | Angry Farmer candy | 3,202 |
| #470 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 4 |
| #1450 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #1840 | Daffy Taffy | 2 |
| #498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #348 | Genalen™ Bottle | 3 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #332 | M-242 | 24 |
| #2154 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 7 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #536 | Steal This Candy | 2 |
| #437 | Swabbie™ swab | 2 |
| #530 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 90 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #563 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #1145 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 6 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #567 | all-purpose cleaner | 3 |
| #623 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 13 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #679 | arrrgyle socks | 2 |
| #802 | asbestos ore | 4 |
| #67 | awful poetry journal | 4,471 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #729 | bilge wine | 2 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #929 | black pixel | 2 |
| #634 | black pudding | 1 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #800 | blackberry | 2 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| #366 | blue plastic oyster egg | 13 |
| #395 | blue striped oyster egg | 11 |
| #668 | booty chest charrrm | 2 |
| #463 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 2 |
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| #537 | bottle of popskull | 2 |
| #288 | buoybottoms | 2 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #210 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1464 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #644 | candied kobold | 4 |
| #942 | candied yams | 9 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #587 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #94 | chaos butterfly | 5,646 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #871 | chrome ore | 2 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #540 | cocktail napkin | 2 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #1214 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1010 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #1221 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #570 | cream stout | 1 |
| #541 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #456 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #432 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1956 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #78 | disturbing fanfic | 3,803 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #922 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 2 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #930 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 2 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #949 | dusty bottle of Port | 2 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #1069 | dwarf bread | 2 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1138 | fat stacks of cash | 2 |
| #610 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #53 | furry fur | 4,256 |
| #41 | giant needle | 3,404 |
| #896 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #846 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #949 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #428 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #548 | grog | 1 |
| #633 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #626 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #408 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #453 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #899 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #563 | handful of sawdust | 2 |
| #463 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #1997 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #544 | heavy D | 69 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1294 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #674 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #870 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #477 | magicalness-in-a-can | 5 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1024 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #45 | original G | 4,719 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #150 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #726 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #61 | plot hole | 5,749 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #36 | probability potion | 3,340 |
| #37 | procrastination potion | 3,569 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #141 | red striped oyster egg | 17 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1490 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2225 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1124 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1077 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #417 | rum barrel charrrm | 2 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #479 | savoy truffle | 2 |
| #388 | snake | 16 |
| #1978 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #401 | sparkler | 16 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #3474 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #2154 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 23 |
| #2907 | stuffed angry cow | 16 |
| #2546 | stuffed astral badger | 19 |
| #2618 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 19 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2131 | stuffed cocoabo | 23 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2291 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2293 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #3617 | stuffed hand turkey | 12 |
| #2671 | stuffed mind flayer | 18 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2810 | stuffed scary death orb | 17 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3050 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2492 | stuffed snowy owl | 19 |
| #2362 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #2912 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3058 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #531 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #55 | thin black candle | 8,235 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1811 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 10 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1856 | tiny plastic angry goat | 10 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1408 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 13 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 12 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #2832 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #2814 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1303 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 14 |
| #1659 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 11 |
| #1659 | tiny plastic grue | 11 |
| #1058 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 9 |
| #2462 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #1397 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 13 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1815 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1644 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 11 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1319 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1305 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 14 |
| #1153 | tiny plastic stab bat | 16 |
| #3348 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1087 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #818 | toast | 891 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #485 | tomato daiquiri | 2 |
| #410 | true grit | 3 |
| #1627 | turtle totem | 2 |
| #450 | unidentified jerky | 11 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #570 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 3 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #936 | white snake skin | 2 |
| #44 | wolf mask | 1,673 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #1622 | yeti fur | 3 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |