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RankItemQuantity
#639"DRINK ME" potion1
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#28Ice-Cold Beer Ring2
#756Knob Goblin firecracker10
#578M-24210
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#35Mudflap-Girl Ring2
#766Red Rover BB gun1
#736Supernova Champagne1
#101The Ring1
#694Tuesday's ruby1
#535antique painting of a landscape1
#2450baconstone1
#453beer bomb30
#172big boom10
#669black forest cake1
#552black forest ham1
#634black pudding1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#381bouquet of circular saw blades3
#3699box of sunshine17
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#2111chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#299cup of primitive beer5
#1477defective skull1
#324depantsing bomb10
#145duct tape374
#127duct tape dockers1
#92duct tape fedora1
#1041dusty bottle of Marsala1
#647dusty bottle of Port11
#2520fancy chocolate1
#323frat brats1
#370fuzzbump5
#9glacial sapphire254
#104gloomy mushroom wine6
#828grapes1
#214green smoke bomb10
#2400hamethyst1
#320hippy herbal tea1
#141long pork chop sandwiches1
#666martini1
#904meat paste2
#334milk of magnesium1
#331molotov cocktail cocktail10
#2027monomolecular yo-yo1
#915mushroom fermenting solution6
#942orange1
#435orange peel hat1
#258peach1
#191pear tart1
#774photoprotoneutron torpedo10
#2213porquoise1
#168pretty bouquet11
#1175radium-flavored potato chips1
#1077really dense meat stack4
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#544sake bomb10
#303sausage bomb3
#519seal tooth18
#256seal-clubbing club191
#41seal-skull helmet1,000
#686six pack of Mountain Stream1
#356sleaze wad1
#541snake10
#547sparkler10
#1063spices1
#14steamy ruby236
#229stick of dynamite10
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#596sugar-coated pine cone1
#198super salad1
#724tasty tart1
#10tawdry amethyst253
#349tequila grenade10
#450thermos full of Knob coffee1
#2986toast3
#349towel30
#4unearthly onyx483
#2413unstable laser battery15
#747water pipe bomb10
#740white chocolate chip cookies1
#740yellow glowstick1

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