| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #28 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 2 |
| #756 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 10 |
| #578 | M-242 | 10 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #35 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 2 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #453 | beer bomb | 30 |
| #172 | big boom | 10 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #634 | black pudding | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #381 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 3 |
| #3699 | box of sunshine | 17 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #299 | cup of primitive beer | 5 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #324 | depantsing bomb | 10 |
| #145 | duct tape | 374 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #647 | dusty bottle of Port | 11 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #323 | frat brats | 1 |
| #370 | fuzzbump | 5 |
| #9 | glacial sapphire | 254 |
| #104 | gloomy mushroom wine | 6 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #214 | green smoke bomb | 10 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #320 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #141 | long pork chop sandwiches | 1 |
| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #904 | meat paste | 2 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #331 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 10 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #942 | orange | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #258 | peach | 1 |
| #191 | pear tart | 1 |
| #774 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 10 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #168 | pretty bouquet | 11 |
| #1175 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1077 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #544 | sake bomb | 10 |
| #303 | sausage bomb | 3 |
| #519 | seal tooth | 18 |
| #256 | seal-clubbing club | 191 |
| #41 | seal-skull helmet | 1,000 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #541 | snake | 10 |
| #547 | sparkler | 10 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #14 | steamy ruby | 236 |
| #229 | stick of dynamite | 10 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #596 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #198 | super salad | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #10 | tawdry amethyst | 253 |
| #349 | tequila grenade | 10 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #2986 | toast | 3 |
| #349 | towel | 30 |
| #4 | unearthly onyx | 483 |
| #2413 | unstable laser battery | 15 |
| #747 | water pipe bomb | 10 |
| #740 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |