daisymom

RankItemQuantity
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#232Argarggagarg's fang7
#79Gnollish plunger35
#108Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer4
#130Heimandatz's heart10
#304Jocko Homo's head6
#1599Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster2
#467Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip4
#304Pokëmann figurine: Duck5
#376Pokëmann figurine: Frank2
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#583Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking2
#241Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan6
#568Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap3
#254Pokëmann figurine: Moog3
#248Pokëmann figurine: Nothing6
#348Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu6
#373Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth2
#198Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf10
#467Pokëmann figurine: Twitter4
#551Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite3
#546Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth3
#170Safari Jack's moustache8
#182The Mariachi's guitar case9
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
#113Yakisoba's hat10
#102all-purpose cleaner100
#58bottle of Goldschnöckered1
#73bottle of Monsieur Bubble150
#261cheap toaster8
#97depleted uranium seal figurine7
#183disassembled clover637
#119fancy bath salts200
#117gob of wet hair330
#501pog #01 (spider)1
#483pog #02 (Knob goblin)1
#481pog #03 (warwelf)1
#482pog #04 (skleleton)1
#501pog #05 (ninja snowman)1
#488pog #06 (filthy hippy)1
#494pog #07 (orcish frat boy)1
#495pog #08 (hellion)1
#492pog #09 (pirate)1
#513pog #10 (hobo)1
#498pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)1
#206roll of toilet paper514

Wow, that's 2,111 items total!

what items are this player missing?