| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #227 | Argarggagarg's fang | 7 |
| #79 | Gnollish plunger | 35 |
| #108 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 4 |
| #130 | Heimandatz's heart | 10 |
| #304 | Jocko Homo's head | 6 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #467 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 4 |
| #304 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 5 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #582 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #241 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 6 |
| #568 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 3 |
| #253 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 3 |
| #248 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 6 |
| #348 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 6 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #199 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 10 |
| #467 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 4 |
| #550 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 3 |
| #546 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 3 |
| #169 | Safari Jack's moustache | 8 |
| #182 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 9 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #112 | Yakisoba's hat | 10 |
| #102 | all-purpose cleaner | 100 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #73 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 150 |
| #261 | cheap toaster | 8 |
| #98 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 7 |
| #183 | disassembled clover | 637 |
| #118 | fancy bath salts | 200 |
| #115 | gob of wet hair | 330 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #203 | roll of toilet paper | 514 |